The Well 7. It's Partytime with Rev. Gearjoneser

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Questions:

What is your most embarrasing moment? (Besides offering a to give lessons to a well known musician... :p)

What is the worst fight you've got into?

What 'type' of guitar player do you find most tiring? (Eg. shredder, SRV clone, etc.)

If you could have done one thing in your differently, what would it have been and what would you have done?

What is your favourite thing to eat for breakfast?​
 
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If you could have one amp detonate on you for the sake of being able to send it back and make them give you another one, which would it be?
 
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Who's the most unlikely famous woman you'd make mad passionate love to? Don't say "It's unlikely I'll bed down Jessica Alba" instead give us that one Bea Arthur in the bunch that we will all recoil in horror just thinking about it.
 
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Gr8Scott said:
Who's the most unlikely famous woman you'd make mad passionate love to? Don't say "It's unlikely I'll bed down Jessica Alba" instead give us that one Bea Arthur in the bunch that we will all recoil in horror just thinking about it.
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Frightening....that was the question I wanted to ask..."Give us one obvious chic you'd like to tap - the typical Jonser Girl, then let us know one that we'd all be surprised about, maybe even a bit nausiated." So I'll move to my number two question....

You are on a large ship in the middle of the ocean. Jolly is the Captain and has been hitting the D!ckel pretty hard. Skarey is first mate. Odie is working in the Engine room. Mattt is handling the navigation duties. Timmy Page is asleep in a stateroom. Lesstrat is working in the kitchen. BigAl is tending bar on the leto deck. Rainmaker is in the ship's store trying to buy a copy maxim. The Admins are all playing shuffleboard. SDUG Gun club is shooting skeet off the promenade deck. You are standing on the bow, headed straight for an iceberg as you notice a torpedo headed for you that was shot from a japanese sub that doesn't know world war two is over. Suddenly, you see a tentacle from a giant squid reach over the stern. The lifeboats were all accidentally set free last night by jerryjg in attempt to get it on with one of the cleaning staff. There are only six life jackets left, one of which is obviously defective. The ship was headed to the last show of the Zepplin tour, where Van Halen (with Micheal Anthony) will be opening. What do you do next?
 
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What's the best way you ever quit a job?
I was being let go for saying the word 'retard.' In the human resources office, the HR guy went to go make copies of my walking papers, and was taking awhile. I saw his coffee sitting there on his file cabinet, so I opened the file cab and poured his coffee on all the companies records. Then, I saw his nice computer mouse, rolled it up and stuck it in my pocket. He came back, gave me my last check, and I said "see ya later, ya brown nosing yes man!"
I walked out full satisfied with my farewell performance. True story.


What is your most embarrasing moment? (Besides offering a to give lessons to a well known musician... )
When I was 17, my family drove across the country to visit my uncle, aunt, and cousins. I'd forgotten that I put my stash of porn under my guitar, in the case. When the family was all standing around after dinner, they said "Joe, get out your guitar and play for us." I opened the case, and pulled out the guitar, playing it for a minute. I looked at everyones' faces, and saw them looking down at my case. I was horrified to see 2 whole families looking down at 4 smutty magazine covers!!!! ROFL

What is the worst fight you've got into?
At a party, some big guy threw me against a stucco garage, which caused a big abrasion on my shoulder. I threw a beer bottle straight at his face, breaking his nose. There was blood everywhere, and I got scared and ran to my car, and got the heck outta there!

What 'type' of guitar player do you find most tiring? (Eg. shredder, SRV clone, etc.)
I prefer players that are fully self taught by absorbing a lot of styles, and making it their own. I really don't like guys that sound like they did a few semesters at Berklee or GIT. They always sound like Roland clinicians....stale and soulless.


If you could have done one thing in your life differently, what would it have been and what would you have done?
Quit any band I was in that wasn't destined to national fame, and put myself out there, available to join any situation that had fame and money written all over it. I also should have stayed in college, rather than going out on the road with a band that didn't make it anyway.

What is your favourite thing to eat for breakfast?
I don't eat breakfast. Maybe a taco, if it's next to me.

Just what are you going to do with the tramopline and a bunch of lotioned up SDUG members?
Fold it up, and drag it behind my truck for a few miles.

If you could have one amp detonate on you for the sake of being able to send it back and make them give you another one, which would it be?
Probably my Jubilee, since it's impossible to get Marshall to give me a brand new 87 Silver Jubilee with the plastic sheet still on the chassis front and back.
Mine's 98% mint, but it'd be cool to have one that's 100%.

Who's the most unlikely famous woman you'd make mad passionate love to? Don't say "It's unlikely I'll bed down Jessica Alba" instead give us that one Bea Arthur in the bunch that we will all recoil in horror just thinking about it.
I've always said that if I had a chance to get with Stevie Nicks, I'd do it in a heartbeat. She's old, but that would make a heck of a story!
 
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Considering your fiance whilst answering this question... currently, what do you look for in a woman? And what do you think this says about you?
I've had enough with hard headed liberated women. I've dated plenty of them, and I don't want another mom. I prefer submissive but smart and respectful women that are much younger than me. I don't care if they're American or from another culture, as long as they were raised right, and I find that women from other cultures fit into that ideal.

You are on a large ship in the middle of the ocean. Jolly is the Captain and has been hitting the D!ckel pretty hard. Skarey is first mate. Odie is working in the Engine room. Mattt is handling the navigation duties. Timmy Page is asleep in a stateroom. Lesstrat is working in the kitchen. BigAl is tending bar on the leto deck. Rainmaker is in the ship's store trying to buy a copy maxim. The Admins are all playing shuffleboard. SDUG Gun club is shooting skeet off the promenade deck. You are standing on the bow, headed straight for an iceberg as you notice a torpedo headed for you that was shot from a japanese sub that doesn't know world war two is over. Suddenly, you see a tentacle from a giant squid reach over the stern. The lifeboats were all accidentally set free last night by jerryjg in attempt to get it on with one of the cleaning staff. There are only six life jackets left, one of which is obviously defective. The ship was headed to the last show of the Zepplin tour, where Van Halen (with Micheal Anthony) will be opening. What do you do next?
Burn all the lifeboats, except for mine, then stand outside the arena selling all your tickets. See the show, then party for a week on all the ticket money.

Paul, or John?
Johnny Depp. If the question was about The Beatles, it's Lennon.
 
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Rev. Gearjoneser,

Lets say this party takes place in of all places, your mouth.

How many guests will you expect to come???

How is that Mexican chick doing you were living with?

Is she going to come back to the US?

Are you still considering a move out of Ca?
 
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You said you once went to a party at Slash's house. What went down at that party? Give some detail, I'm sure we can all assume the basics.
 
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What is the grossest thing you've eaten? Does it involve a Tiajuana whore house?


If you had to eat only one type of ethnic food for the rest of your life, what ethnicity would you choose?


Any good stories involving getting arrested?


If money were no question, what would you drive?


If you only had $3k to spend on your entire rig, what would you purchase?


If you were forced to commit a felony or be killed what would you do? If you choose to commit a crime, which crime? Why? (There is a 50/50 chance you would be caught)


What is the most bizarre situation you've ever found yourself in?
 
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how many glass top tables do you own?
1, and it's got stirrups on each side of it. I'll give you one guess who likes to be under it.

Lets say this party takes place in of all places, your mouth.
Then it would be a cigarette and joint party.

How many guests will you expect to come???
Only the toothless one that hangs out in your truck's cabin, waiting for his next Hot Carl.

How is that Mexican chick doing you were living with?
Good enough for me to go to all this trouble to make her a legal citizen.


Is she going to come back to the US?
I'll find out from the Dept of Homeland Foot Draggers.

Are you still considering a move out of Ca?
Most likely not to another country. If I do, it'll be Nevada or Northern Ca.

You said you once went to a party at Slash's house. What went down at that party? Give some detail, I'm sure we can all assume the basics. It was snowing. I don't remember much, except for a lot of awards and a room that supposedly had a panther in it at one time.

What is the grossest thing you've eaten? Does it involve a Tiajuana whore house?
A rattlesnake my friend shot. He brought it to my BBQ in a Hefty bag. I cut it open, and there was a half decomposed rat in it's stomach. As a joke, I BBQ'd all the snake meat, and watched my guests eat it, thinking it was shark. I ate some too. I never told them there was a rat in it's stomach when I cleaned it, but they did learn that they ate a rattlesnake. :omg:

If you had to eat only one type of ethnic food for the rest of your life, what ethnicity would you choose?
Cajun food.....so I guess that's black and French?

Any good stories involving getting arrested?
Believe it or not, I've never been arrested, but I was put in the back of a cop car a few times. One time was because I was shooting guns in a mountain area. The cop came to stop me because the other side of the mountain had a children's baseball game in a ballfield. :15:

If money were no question, what would you drive?\
A blacked out Escalade, a black/chrome vintage Hemi-Cuda fully restored, and a custom made Chopper.

If you only had $3k to spend on your entire rig, what would you purchase?
Bogner Shiva head/Bogner 2-12, Celtic 6L6 combo, and a Klon Centaur OD.

If you were forced to commit a felony or be killed what would you do? If you choose to commit a crime, which crime? Why? (There is a 50/50 chance you would be caught)
Obviously commit the crime! :2: White collar, so it rakes in money.

What is the most bizarre situation you've ever found yourself in?
Being at a party where the host's whole thousand dollar stash of XTC was stolen during the party. He was some coked up limo driver who pulled out a gun, lined up everyone in the party against a wall, and went person to person, frisking them for his stash. He was ready to shoot the guy who did it.
Nobody had it, but we were all freaked out by the experience and left immediately afterward! :omg:
 
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What quotation resonantes the strongest to your worldview.
 
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Hahaha Great read so far!!!
Tell me joneser ,What is the hardest lesson you ever had to learn?

What is your favorit car color ,guitar finish ,female underwear color?

Are you still a dudist dude?If not ,why dude?

What's your fav metal band if you gave one ,and why?
 
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if you could do anything or go anywhere in the world right now...what or where!?
 
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If you had to switch places with another sdugf member, who would it be and why?

Who are your non-musical influences?

You get called for a gig, you do not know what kind of music you are playing...you can take 1 guitar, 1 amp and 2 stompboxes.....What would your rig be?

What do you think is the most influencial technical advance in electric guitar?

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
 
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What quotation resonantes the strongest to your worldview.
Henry Louis Mencken - “We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children are smart.”


Hahaha Great read so far!!!
Tell me joneser ,What is the hardest lesson you ever had to learn?
Unfortunately, it's probably ahead of me. But, I'd probably say not becoming a Doctor.


What is your favorit car color ,guitar finish ,female underwear color?
Black, the lightburst flame on my ES-335, white panties.


Are you still a dudist dude?If not ,why dude?
The Big Lebowski has nothing on me.....actually, I consider him a loser.
I'm the Dude!!!

What's your fav metal band if you gave one ,and why?Probably Ozzy Osbourne, because I've learned a lot from all his guitar players all throughout my teens and early 20's.
As far as greatest...Iron Maiden and Metallica.

if you could do anything or go anywhere in the world right now...what or where!?I'd spend 2 weeks relaxing in the clear blue waters of Bay Island Honduras with the honey.

If you had to switch places with another sdugf member, who would it be and why?
Probably Surgeon. Young, good looking, educated, and has a bright future.

Who are your non-musical influences?
Jim Carrey, George Carlin, Conan O'Brien, Carlos Mencia

You get called for a gig, you do not know what kind of music you are playing...you can take 1 guitar, 1 amp and 2 stompboxes.....What would your rig be?
Silverburst strat with Custom/59 hybrid and Chubtone 63 single, Bogner 212 halfstack, Line 6 Delay and Modulation. (green and blue)

What do you think is the most influencial technical advance in electric guitar?
Probably the accumulation of knowledge about construction, so that they can basically pinpoint which wood/combinations will achieve a certain sound and price point.
As far as musically technical, probably the use of gain, allowing better legato techniques.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I wish I could have a natural adrenaline shot every morning at 6AM, making me super motivated, and a lot less lazy.
 
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