The Well CXVI : Nagash against the wall !

[Nagash]

So, it seems I'm up next. Before you ask any questions, I just want to say a few things :

1) First of all, thanks to Dr. K. for picking me amongst all the worthy candidates :thanks:

2) Let me remind you that I'm not from USA, so if you ask me any questions related to typical Amercian stuff/culture, I'll most likely be unable to answer.


That being said, I'm the victim from now on, shoot away ! Ask anything you want !

 

[Dr.K]

Re: The Well CXVI : Nagash against the wall !

Have you ever seen a UFO?

Have you ever had no money and been hungry?

How many siblings do you have?

Have you ever been in jail? If so, what for?

What's your gender?

 

[GuitarStv]

Re: The Well CXVI : Nagash against the wall !

You're flying over some distant mountains when your plane goes down. By some fluke of nature all people on the plane survived. Two part question . . . how long do you wait for rescue before resorting to cannibalism, and how do you pick who should be eaten?

Apocalypse comes and you're short on food and trapped in your own neighborhood. Who on your street do you kill and eat first, and why?

You are a master chef working at a busy restaurant but times are tough . . . you don't have enough money to buy meat one day, but you discover that your best waitress has accidentally been locked in the walk-in freezer and frozen to death. What cuts do you take from the carcass, and how do you season/prepare the flesh in order make it tasty enough for your diners that evening not to notice anything's amiss? (Remember, the more dishes you prepare, the less chance that someone will find incriminating body parts in your freezer.)

 

[Bones]

Re: The Well CXVI : Nagash against the wall !

Top five females you want to "get busy" with (if you are gay, what top five guys)?

If you couldn't be a human, what top five animals would you be?

If you could go on vacation where would you go and why?

Favorite phallus shaped foods?

Favorite dictator?

What kind of car do you drive?

Crazy thing you did when you were a kid?

Favorite forum member and why?

If you could only drink one thing (besides water) for the rest of you life, what would it be?

 

[Nagash]

Re: The Well CXVI : Nagash against the wall !

Have you ever seen a UFO? Every day when I wake up and look out the window. I live close to a spaceport.

Have you ever had no money and been hungry? Money ?

How many siblings do you have? One sister, three years older.

Have you ever been in jail? If so, what for? Not really in jail, no. A friend of mine had been arrested (that 72-hour surveillance crap) because he had been found with a guy who had a joint in his pocket. I went to try to visit him at the police station, to see if he was risking something, but they didn't even let me in.

What's your gender? I'm a guy.

You're flying over some distant mountains when your plane goes down. By some fluke of nature all people on the plane survived. Two part question . . . how long do you wait for rescue before resorting to cannibalism, and how do you pick who should be eaten?

I wait till I get hungry, that doesn't take all too long. Then, I don't kill any people I know/find nice/find physically attracting or that are young/pregnant. Let's eat an old grandpa before he gets Altsheimer's ! (I avoid planes)

Apocalypse comes and you're short on food and trapped in your own neighborhood. Who on your street do you kill and eat first, and why?

I live next to an old people's home. Guess why !

You are a master chef working at a busy restaurant but times are tough . . . you don't have enough money to buy meat one day, but you discover that your best waitress has accidentally been locked in the walk-in freezer and frozen to death. What cuts do you take from the carcass, and how do you season/prepare the flesh in order make it tasty enough for your diners that evening not to notice anything's amiss? (Remember, the more dishes you prepare, the less chance that someone will find incriminating body parts in your freezer.)

This is actually no joke, I'm a vegetarian. I wouldn't take anything from the carcass, I'd make it a special veggie food day.

Top five females you want to "get busy" with (if you are gay, what top five guys)? I'm bisexual, but if that makes sense, I prefer to stick to women. List :
1) A girl you'll never meet and I'll certainly not post a picture of her, haha !
2) Shay Laren. I guess the reason is obvious ^^.
3) The main actress from the TV series Fringe. I suck at remembering names, but she's attractive as hell.
4) Amy Lee. She's the first human being I've ever been interested in.
5) Hélène Ségara, French singer. She's 20 years older than me but what do I care ? Artist crush !

If you couldn't be a human, what top five animals would you be? Tough decision...
1) A cat. They're cute, independant, they sleep 16 yours a day.
2) An eagle. With such eyes, I could put my glasses down for good.
3) A gorilla. I could use my feet as hands (then I'd go quad guitar like MAB ), and I wouldn't feel strange about them hairs on my back.
4) An electric eel. Better not ask why
5) A wasp. Just to annoy people !

If you could go on vacation where would you go and why? I've always wondered what Hell looks like...

Favorite phallus shaped foods? Well, since I saw that famous scene with Roselyn Sanchez... banana !

Favorite dictator? This answer will be very strange. Read carefully or not at all. I'd say Hitler. Not cause I'm German. He's the least human of all dictators. Even though I disagree with ALL of his racial theories and beliefs, there's something I need to say. From the first day to the very end, he fought for what he believed in. With all means he had. Applied to anything else than a dictator, this is an awesome thing. But of course, 10 million victims is nothing awesome, it's plain ****.

What kind of car do you drive? I have no driver license yet.

Crazy thing you did when you were a kid? I was born an adult. I'm responsible, I never did crazy things.

Favorite forum member and why? Me, cause I'm so damn narcisstic. HAHA !

If you could only drink one thing (besides water) for the rest of you life, what would it be? Beer. I'm German, FFS !

Keep asking !

 

[Kam]

Re: The Well CXVI : Nagash against the wall !

What's your favourite thing about American culture?

 

[The Dali]

Re: The Well CXVI : Nagash against the wall !

You're flying over some distant mountains when your plane goes down. By some fluke of nature all people on the plane survived. Two part question . . . how long do you wait for rescue before resorting to cannibalism, and how do you pick who should be eaten?

Apocalypse comes and you're short on food and trapped in your own neighborhood. Who on your street do you kill and eat first, and why?

You are a master chef working at a busy restaurant but times are tough . . . you don't have enough money to buy meat one day, but you discover that your best waitress has accidentally been locked in the walk-in freezer and frozen to death. What cuts do you take from the carcass, and how do you season/prepare the flesh in order make it tasty enough for your diners that evening not to notice anything's amiss? (Remember, the more dishes you prepare, the less chance that someone will find incriminating body parts in your freezer.)

LOL. Every well....

 

[The Dali]

Re: The Well CXVI : Nagash against the wall !

How old are you?

Favorite kind of music?

What got you started playing guitar?

Why are you a member here at SDUGF?

 

[Nagash]

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What's your favourite thing about American culture?

American TV series. First, because the French (I live in France) and German series suck, second, because the American propaganda in these series is just TOO strong, third, because some of the actors (and actresses, for hormone's sake !) are WAAAAY better than most of the Hollywood superstars.

My favourite series are : Fringe (forever to be untopped), Grey's Anatomy, CSI Miami, NCIS and House MD. And NO I don't spend my life in front of my TV :laugh2:

Second would be the WWE.

 

[Nagash]

Re: The Well CXVI : Nagash against the wall !

How old are you? Running towards 20. How old did you think I am ?

Favorite kind of music? I can't pick only one. It's a tie between either Metal (mostly Scandinavian) and the Feench singer I mentioned before, Hélène Ségara. Other than that, I listen to German rap, a tiny bit of classical (Mozart, Bach would be the best candidates) and I love some film soundtracks, my favourite being "The Rock". I like most of what Hans Zimmer has (co-)written.

What got you started playing guitar? When I started listening to metal, the music kind of impressed me. I wanted to do the same, and I quickly found out how to scream and growl. I was ready to be a singer in a band, but after just one rehearsal, I found out two things : first, these guys were a bunch of fags, second, I wanted to DO something with my hands while singing. With my two favourite bands at that time (they still are now) being Children Of Bodom and Dissection, I figured out guitar would be a nice choice, I tried and never stopped.

Why are you a member here at SDUGF? I came to a few forums, and many times, the members showed up being xenophopic narrow-minded jerks. on the SDUGF, it turned out to be different, and there seemed to me MUCH more knowledge here than anywhere else. I joined only after two weeks of silent lurking

Carry on posting questions ! I love your ideas

 

[GuitarStv]

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Which comic is cooler:

or

?

 

[Nagash]

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Which comic is cooler:

or

?

First one, no doubt. The second one contains too much racism IMO. And it's not quite as funny !

 

[Dirtbagg]

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What do you do to pay your bills?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Do you eat french fries?

How about those flat pancake, I mean crepes?

 

[Kam]

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Alright, let's cut the **** here. Pictures of the sister.

 

[formula73]

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Alright, let's cut the **** here. Pictures of the sister.

This.

 

[newking70]

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what's a nagash?

 

[Nagash]

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What do you do to pay your bills? Nothing yet. I'm a student, parents pay the shizz.

What do you want to be when you grow up? Maths teacher.

Do you eat french fries? Yep. They taste better than fried French.

How about those flat pancake, I mean crepes? Is a pancake not flat ? I've always had problems with perspective on my plate.

Alright, let's cut the **** here. Pictures of the sister. No.

what's a nagash? It's the material representation of abstract concepts such as political incorrectness, and, from 6 A.M. 'til noon, the expression of negativity in a misanthropical way.

Got it ?

 

[Kam]

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Some impressive words to be casually dropping in your second language. Kudos, man.

So, you're a German dude living in France, is that right? How did that come about?

 

[Nagash]

Re: The Well CXVI : Nagash against the wall !

Some impressive words to be casually dropping in your second language. Kudos, man.

So, you're a German dude living in France, is that right? How did that come about?

English is my third language. Here goes two stories in one :

My parents are German, but they left Germany and went wherever my father found a job. He found his first one in Switzerland, so they moved there (they lived at the Swiss borderline anyway, far southern Germany) for a short time, but long enough for my sister to be born there. Afterwards, they moved to France, to a city called Strasbourg. It's at the German borderline, it's part of the region Alsace. Alsace is one of the region, along with the Lorraine, that the Nazis artificially added to their Reich back then. That's where I was born, and for finanacial reasons, we have never moved since.

So from the very beginning, I was raised in two languages, German inside the house, and French outside. I speak both languages perfectly. My parents gave me the first notions of the English language when I was 9 years old, cause at school I couldn't start English lessons before I was 11. They knew what would later be confirmed - in France, English teachers and lessons just SUCK. My parents helped me to avoid the silly French accent . When I was 13, I also took Spanish classes. I turned out to be a beast with languages (yay !), and the next ones I'm going to try to learn are Turkinsh and Finnish.

 

[Bones]

Re: The Well CXVI : Nagash against the wall !

English is my third language. Here goes two stories in one :

My parents are German, but they left Germany and went wherever my father found a job. He found his first one in Switzerland, so they moved there (they lived at the Swiss borderline anyway, far southern Germany) for a short time, but long enough for my sister to be born there. Afterwards, they moved to France, to a city called Strasbourg. It's at the German borderline, it's part of the region Alsace. Alsace is one of the region, along with the Lorraine, that the Nazis artificially added to their Reich back then. That's where I was born, and for finanacial reasons, we have never moved since.

So from the very beginning, I was raised in two languages, German inside the house, and French outside. I speak both languages perfectly. My parents gave me the first notions of the English language when I was 9 years old, cause at school I couldn't start English lessons before I was 11. They knew what would later be confirmed - in France, English teachers and lessons just SUCK. My parents helped me to avoid the silly French accent . When I was 13, I also took Spanish classes. I turned out to be a beast with languages (yay !), and the next ones I'm going to try to learn are Turkinsh and Finnish.

You should learn Chinese and then rule the planet.