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Where are you / who are you with / what are you doing / what do you look like in:
I've always thought things like this are totally bogus because your life can do a complete 180 in less than a day so speculating multiple years in advance is a bit pointless and really just setting yourself up for disappointment but i'll bite.
5 years: Done with frickin school, shop is running itself, ho's won't stop blowin up my phone; who the hell do they think i am?
10 years: Record label is successful, so are my chains in L.A., NYC and Boston. Music is getting better and better.
20 years: Multiplatinum king of music AND pornography; begin construction on my castle on the private island
30 years: Island fortress is more than complete; my evil plan is near fruition
50 years: Finally takes full political control of earth just moments before an asteroid the size of Russia splits the planet in two.
Frickin metal but about six years lamer than being 16 felt.
Favorite food: If money wasn't an issue I'd have the sexiest representative of every important cultural cuisine on 24/7 call...i.e. i want japanese, li'l Miko comes and turns on the hibachi...if I want lasagne, Rosita's already in the kitchen workin on it...something about exotic cultural food cooked by beautiful women is excellent.
Since money is an issue, Taco Bell.
Favorite band: That's like picking my favorite molecule of oxygen.
Your political views: **** YOU PAY ME
Your Religious views: See above
Your top ten people you'd like to meet in real life on the forum: I'd feel like a d-bag pickin just 10. When my shop is up and running we'll have bi-monthly SDUGF all-night jams.
Favorite quote: "Jesus wept." It's the shortest verse in the bible and I can't think of which one it is.
Also basically anything Master Shake has ever said ever. "YOU'RE being rude to ME! Don't chain me DOWN with your...MANNERS..."
Favorite video game of each era: 8-bit, 16-bit, 32-bit etc etc:
This one is hard because video games are a very important part of my life.
8: Gotta say Mario for opening / blowing my mind. I almost said Mega Man but Mario set me on my lifelong quest...kill the dragon, save the princess.
16: Chrono Trigger. Duh.
32: FF7...duh
64: Ocarina of Time...kill SEVERAL dragons, save a few princesses....
then i got my Dreamcast and became a professional Street Fighter player...I will seriously destroy all challengers now and forever, amen
my PS2 was fun, got to shoot lots of people via GTA and Black...but now i just emulate old games on my computer.
Favorite restaurant: The one i patronize the most is Taco Bell. I'm there so much they stopped charging me for soda.
Last meal: A large bowl of ice cream right around 5:30AM
Favorite book: 'The Dancing Wu-Li Masters'
Favorite coffee brand and roast type: Mountain Dew
Why are you so phucking arsome?
Years of practice and hard work.
How do you feel about treble-heavy guitar tones?
I actually used to prefer treble to lowend when i was playing more punk and ska...in those types of bands i was either just doing the barre chord upstroke thing or the DS-1 Green Day kinda thing and had a bassist tryin to impersonate Matt Freeman the whole time so my guitar was more aimed at the high / high mids.
Nowadays i just think it sounds and feels better to have more lowend than treble. I think it's because I saw the Queers play live and dude had two JCM900 half stacks with the treble dimed the whole time, playin a **** Strat on the bridge pickup, and my hearing has been damaged ever since.
Favorite sport.(If applicable.)
Pornography.
Early Beatles, middle Beatles, or late Beatles?
They're the only rock-n-roll band i know of that actually got better with age.
