The Well XCVIII - Jeff_H An Enigma Surrounded By Mystery, Wrapped In A Conundrum

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What have you been arrested for?

Once my daughters mom called and we got into a fight on the phone because my daughter didn't want to go to a b-day party and she thought it was rude that I didn't make her. Her husband got on the phone and started trying to yell at me and I told him to eff off. We went out to dinner and when I got home there was a phone call from the cops asking me to come to their substation in Highlands Ranch. I went down, they asked me what happened and hooked me up for "domestic violence". I was released ROR and the next day in court the judge threw out the arrest and expunged my record. I had the main part of the fight with the husband....over the phone. No domestic relationship, no domestic violence. The judge told the cops to quit wasting his time.

The 2nd time was after I got into my accident with GR8Scott after visiting Theodie. I made a left turn and got hit from behind, but the cop said it was my fault. The cop called me a few days later and asked if I could come back to VA to pick up my ticket. I lived about 2-300 miles south in NC. I told him that it would be easier if I could just make the trip to pick up the ticket when I picked up my car. He said fine...whatever. He sounded kinda pissed but he said it was ok.

I went up about 2 weeks later to pick up my Expedition and went to the local HWY Patrol office to pick up the ticket. Once I told them who I was, they called the officer that handled my case and they arrested me. Apparently he had changed his mind and updated my ticket from "illegal left turn" to "reckless driving" and had a bench warrant issued for my arrest.

Got released ROR after about an hour. I called the local DA and she was appalled that I had been arrested. I had to come back up for court about 3 weeks later, but she had already told me she would reduce the charge back down to illegal left turn, and waived all of the cost except court fee's.

It was a giant hassle both times, but I didn't do anything either time. It just goes to show you how vindictive some women can get. My daughters mom is literally the only person I have ever truly wished bad things upon...and I even feel a bit guilty about that.
 
Re: The Well XCVIII - Jeff_H An Enigma Surrounded By Mystery, Wrapped In A Conundrum

I'm looking to replace my 5 year old PC w/ an Athlon processor.

Should I go for the i7?
 
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I'm looking to replace my 5 year old PC w/ an Athlon processor.

Should I go for the i7?

Always go for the fastest processor you can afford, along with the biggest and fasted hard drive. I'd love to have an i7, although my dual core 2.3 is much better than what I had before...old pentium 4 from 2000 or 2001. I wish my hard drive was a 7800 rpm instead of 5000 something.
 
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I've enjoyed the Athlon, but it tends to run a bit hot.

I was going to choose the i5, but decided that the next machine will probably have to last another 5 years.

I don't need a large harddrive (I've only used about half of the 160GB drive I have), but 1TB drives are CHEAP.

I would suggest that you move here, but the moratorium is collapsing the local economy. We were booming long after the national crash, but...:dunno:

What is the strangest item you've ever sold?
 
Re: The Well XCVIII - Jeff_H An Enigma Surrounded By Mystery, Wrapped In A Conundrum

What's a conundrum? How much do they cost?
 
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What is the strangest item you've ever sold?

We had a garage sale before we moved to North Carolina. My wife found an old water pic under the sink and sat it out. I told her to throw that old nasty thing away, no one is going to buy a used water pic.

Long story short, it sold. I would NEVER put something like that in my mouth. There isn't enough boiling water in hell to make me use someone's used water pic.
 
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What's a conundrum? How much do they cost?

They aren't available south of the Mason Dixon line; since Deliverance came out. :eyecrazy::naughty::cool2:
 
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I can't believe DLT hasn't been in here yet. I hope you aren't mad at me Dan. I just love giving you grief, but I don't really mean it. :confused::blackeye::disappoin:sad::crying:
 
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SG or LP?

Humbucker P90 or SC?

Overdrive, Boost, Distortion or Fuzz?

Low wattage amps or stacks?

boxers or briefs?

Pontiac or Nissan?

Football or Hockey?

Blues or Metal?

Peter Green or SRV?

Fire or Water?

Steak or Salad?

Blonde or Brunettes?

Nice ass or nice boobs?

Go!
 
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Sorry everybody... sorry sorry sorry... I forgot one... sorry...

Sorry!!!

Strat or Tele?
 
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Fender or Marshall amps?

Gibson or Fender guitars?

(just had to add this one)
 
Re: The Well XCVIII - Jeff_H An Enigma Surrounded By Mystery, Wrapped In A Conundrum

SG or LP?

Humbucker P90 or SC?

Overdrive, Boost, Distortion or Fuzz?

Low wattage amps or stacks?

boxers or briefs?

Pontiac or Nissan?

Football or Hockey?

Blues or Metal?

Peter Green or SRV?

Fire or Water?

Steak or Salad?

Blonde or Brunettes?

Nice ass or nice boobs?

Go!

LES PAUL

Humbucker

Overdrive

Stacks

Boxer Briefs

Can I have 2 more choices?

Football

Metal

SRV

Water

Steak

Brunette

Boobs every time.
 
Re: The Well XCVIII - Jeff_H An Enigma Surrounded By Mystery, Wrapped In A Conundrum

Man, after hearing all the BS you went through with redneck lawmen, and all the other stuff......

Let's say it's time for some luck to fall down upon you. What sequence of events do you wish would fall in order, right in front of you?

I'm a firm believer in the power of positive thinking, so if we all put our smart little heads together, what would happen in the perfect world? I'm open to it also, because I could sure use a few ideas.
 
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Man, after hearing all the BS you went through with redneck lawmen, and all the other stuff......

Let's say it's time for some luck to fall down upon you. What sequence of events do you wish would fall in order, right in front of you?

I'm a firm believer in the power of positive thinking, so if we all put our smart little heads together, what would happen in the perfect world? I'm open to it also, because I could sure use a few ideas.

I would really like for a good paying job (that I will enjoy) to open up in a place that I really want to live....Colorado would be a good place to start. I'd like to make enough to help my daughter more with college than I can right now, get my wife a car so we don't have to share, and I'd like to be able to buy my own house within a year or so.

After that, I'd just like to be able to live comfortably, buy a few pieces of gear that I want and just save for the future. I'd also like to have less drama in my life....I want to be stable again. I don't have to be rich like I once thought; just have enough to have some fun hobbies and not have to worry about every dime for once.

Oh, and if my back felt better that would be a plus also, but no one has been able to figure it out yet - so a good doc would be nice.
 
Re: The Well XCVIII - Jeff_H An Enigma Surrounded By Mystery, Wrapped In A Conundrum

I go SG, P90, Fuzz, Small Combos, Hockey, Blues, Peter Green, and Fender Amps.

:D :D
 
Re: The Well XCVIII - Jeff_H An Enigma Surrounded By Mystery, Wrapped In A Conundrum

Well at least we agreed on these!

Man, that's not as much as I thought we'd agree on. Maybe we need to discuss our remaining differences.....usually people find I'm right in the end. :approve:
 
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