Re: weird 500k pot requirement: does anyone make...
Ah, sounds like a builder who never served their time as a repairman.

I see those all the time....
I recall running in to a case like that years back. I ended up taking an old spade bit, grinding down the back edge of the spade to the width of the hole to serve as a guide, then grinding and sharpening a cutting edge on the back side. I had to cut down the shank to a bare minimum length and grind a good bit of the end to be able to fish in through inside and feed the shank through the hole to the outside. Then I chuck it in a drill from the outside, and pull up to counterbore it on the inside enough to fit a standard shaft pot. I marked the depth I wanted on the shaft, then bored it out until that line got to the outside surface.
This was years back that I last used it, but it was still in one of my drawers.
Might be a bit labor intensive for you, but the next best thing I could suggest is trying one of the long shaft push/pull minis sold by StewMac (same as the one Ratherdashing linked to from AllParts), remove the switch, and figure out a way to trim and lock off the shaft against the bottom wafer to keep it from pulling up. I deconstruct and rebuild a lot of pots, but haven't had one of those apart in a long time, so can't tell you how difficult that would be.
That, or just go through the struggle again. I don't have an easy answer for you though, as I don't know of anyone who sells exactly what you're looking for.