Buy a new pickguard.
I thought relic-ing was still cool?utahere:
Only faux relicing is cool nowadays.
I thought relic-ing was still cool?utahere:
Relic-ing has never been cool.
I fully expect that's the truth.
You've got to buy a brand new guitar which you take a belt sander to yourself, or buy one which comes pre belt sanded by the factory (for an extra $500 or more, naturally), but playing your [grand]dad's Strat isn't cool.
Nucking futz.