Re: X is the number of the well, hell and fire was spawned to be released
What is the least amount of incentive you would require to drop trow and pinch of a loaf in plain view of a large group of strangers (like a mall food court, for example)?
assuming that ive been drinking cause i cant imagine doing that sober, it might not take much. if a mall employee pissed me off or was being unreasonable, that might do the trick. a gentlemans wager would work as well. i tend to be very principled when im drinking so any afront could cause some repercussions. of course id have to fire one out quickly, explaining my actions to a judge might be difficult.
If you could transform to and from the form of one animal whenever you wanted, what animal would it be?
i was thinking something small like a spider so i could get in and out of places without being noticed but getting inadvertantly squished would suck. maybe a bird a prey
What was the biggest mistake you ever made?
starting drinking at a very young age, by 12 i was bringing booze to school. from about 18 to 23 i was a real hardcore drunk and drug user. id have a drink and stuff before i got out of bed every morning and to fall asleep at night i would need to eat a handful of pills. banged up my body pretty bad, kidneys shutting down and such in your early 20's is a little scary. i was sober for a while and now i drink again but not like i used to. during what i refer to as my dark years (both cause it was bad and cause i dont remember much) i really put a hurting on my body, especially my brain. the gray matter is kinda disconnected sometimes so i think i may have messed up the synapses. doesnt really effect daily life other than to be a little frustrating. the reason i say it was my biggest mistake is that it kinda put everything on hold for atleast five years. i was working but at a crappy go no where job that paid ok but wasnt helping me move forward in life, i was going to school but so sporadically that i would get an A in one class and get kicked out of another for lack of attendance. so now im 30 and a good six years or so behind where i would like to be. not much i can do about it and there is little reason to put effort into something that is beyond your control. life is a journey and im trying to enjoy every minute i can
If you awoke one morning on top of your sheets, drenched in sweat, with a strange sunburn and a sore anus, would you conclude you had been abducted in the night by aliens or would you force yourself to believe a more mundane explanation?
i would assume some unpleasntness occured that did not involve aliens. i would be willing to lie and say it was aliens for a substantial amount of money.
What do you do if you find yourself on fire, and there's a lake about 50 ft. from where you're standing/burning?
is there anyone drinking crappy beer with me? if so i use that to douse the fire. if not i would drop and roll down to the lake trying not to spill my beverage in the process.
Which would you choose: Never again have a chubby or never again NOT have a chubby?
i have a voracious appetite, a slight breeze in enough to cause arrousal. im pretty sure i could deal better if i was sporting wood all the time than if i couldnt even again
If it somehow came to light that, due to some strange and improbable family secret you weren't privy to, your girlfriend was actually your first cousin, would you stay with her?
nah, that'd be dirty. id explain the situation, tell her im very sorry but we have to stop dating and then have a little more sex.
If you could only wear one outfit for the rest of your life (like a cartoon character), pants?
i think pants would be a necessity, it gets cold up here and if im going to be walking around with an erection all the time id hate to have it get frost bitten
