Re: you want effects but you're broke!!! this is where you come
I once had a Dan Electro Black Coffee Metal Distortion. It was my first distortion pedal, and it sucked. My friend bought a Fab Chorus, and though it sounded okay (my Ibanez Bass Chorus sounds way better) it has stopped working properly. I don't think it even lasted 4 months. No Danelectro I've ever tried has really inspired me, though I guess they're okay for a first pedal or if you're REALLY broke.
Digitechs are built to take a lot of abuse, easy to stomp for the effect, and easy to change batteries if need be, and most have stereo outputs (all things Dan Electro doesn't do). Digitech doesn't quite match up sound wise in many cases IMO. You can get some really good Digitechs and they have some amazing multi-effects systems (GNX and RP series).
Boss is pretty sweet, though all their sh*t looks old, especially their recording and multi-effects equipment. They are built fairly well, though not as rugged as digitechs, and they have some amazing effects. They've certainly set some standards. I feel they should follow Digitech and make all their pedals with dual outputs though.
My friend, same one with the Fab Chorus, got a DOD Flange from his cousin for Christmas, and it sounds really good. Rugged build, flexible yet simple, and fun to play with.
If you're broke though, always check out the hock shops, you'd be surprised at what you can find!