I forsake all guitars except the Telecaster!

[Aceman]

What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem.

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[Aceman]

What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem.

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[Aceman]

What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem.

I think you can delete this post now....

What was that? You need more?

[Aceman]

What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem.

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[Aceman]

What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem.

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[Aceman]

What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem.

OK - here is poser for you. Still a pretty freaking famous one and not a n00b...

[Aceman]

What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem.

Billy Gibbons says "Have mercy!"

[Bogner]

Oh look! Aceman spent 30 minutes of his life trying to prove me wrong AND he even pulled out a Taylor Swift photo to boot. Stop it Ace, you are making me blush!

[Bogner]

I think you can delete this post now....

Not hardly lol. Over half of the images you posted are nowhere near in line with what I am saying. D+ for effort. I expected more from a seasoned forum veteran like yourself.

[Sirion]

I think you can delete this post now....

What was that? You need more?

Is this low enough to count?

[Mincer]

Wow, this got way off track...

[PS412]

So you think You can dance?

[SlyFoxx]

Wow, this got way off track...

Off track is our thing.

[Aceman]

You know...I may still forsake the pink paisley Telecaster....

[Aceman]

Now, back to some low-slung Telecaster Icons. I can't wait to fire up a Tremolo and play Gimme Shelter!