Check out this hiddeous axe!!!

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AAAH, the famed Washburn Wonderbar / Rockinger Tru-Tune.

It can do all of the things that were speculated here, including firing Scuds. It just does a really ****ty job of staying in tune is all :D:D:D:D
 
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joelap said:
Beat ya to it, I already built one :laugh2: Just awaiting the electronics and it'll be done :smack:

ok fess up, what is it and what shade of pink?

-Mike
 
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If I were stateside, I´d grab it for the opening bid or say 100 bucks max, and part it out ;)
 
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Zerberus said:
AAAH, the famed Washburn Wonderbar / Rockinger Tru-Tune.

It can do all of the things that were speculated here, including firing Scuds. It just does a really ****ty job of staying in tune is all :D:D:D:D


WTF - it doesn't even keep in tune with all that crap on it???

Is it even a trem? :saeek:

Who the hell even bothered to design it.... :laugh2:

:burnout:
 
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ok ok I will be the first to say it, "Its a sledgehammer" :D I like the color, its not to bad. I probably wouldnt buy it though.
 
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XSSIVE said:
ok fess up, what is it and what shade of pink?

-Mike
It's a strat body in shell pink. I bought the color off reranch.com. I semi-reliced it myself. the body was knicked and dented before I got a hold of it, so what I did was put paint stripper all over it, then wipe most of it off after sitting for an hour and half. I got ticked off cuz the paint stripper wasnt working :smack: so I put the body in a big plastic box (think really big tupperware), and left it there for about a month or so... yeah I was pretty pissed. Anyways, one day I went back and the paint stripper had caused small holes in the wood in certain places. I know thats not really good for the wood, but I dont care really. Now it looks really cool and original, in a GOOD way. I've never seen anything quite like it.
 
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Hey- it can't be all that bad- it says "Sledgehammer" on the headstock! Sweet!
 
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HarrisonDavid said:
That thing is sweet!!! Whats wrong with it?
Buy it dude!!! It will look totally smashing with a mullett!!!!!!! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
 
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theodie said:

OMG!!! :saeek: :laugh2: :yell:

That thing just SCREAMS 80's!!! Good LAWD, with all that metal on it (namely the Pseudo-Floyd Rose OVERKILL System there), that thing probably has ZERO tone, in addition to being abole to launch SCUD's!!

What were people thinking back then? Or more accurately, what was they smokin'?
 
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Dankerella said:
The bridge also slices vegetables, opens cans, embosses sheet metal, and only uses a quart of oil a month.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

Not to mention entertains visiting relatives and finds you a job! :laugh2:
 
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Dankerella said:
The bridge also slices vegetables, opens cans, embosses sheet metal, and only uses a quart of oil a month.

LOL!! Yeah right it's a fricken Salad Shooter! and it makes Julienne Fries!
 
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id buy that just to make people laugh. Id bring it out at a gig and say just kidding and then put it back. Or rob a gas station saying it was a rocket launcher. too bad im broke
 
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hmmmm...after a while of something sounding so bad it can be pretty cool sounding...like a train going through a nitro plant or nails on the chalk board. Maybe if you played it through a car radio with every effect in the world in front of it on steroids with the knobs turned all the way up...I think I might use it on my front porch on Halloween instead of that P.O.S. plastic witch from Walmart...
 
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Actually, I am getting some teal spandex pants sewn to me this week, so maybe a pink guitar would match well? ;)
 
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Bob Zombie said:
I think I might use it on my front porch on Halloween instead of that P.O.S. plastic witch from Walmart...

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

i'd fit seths in it, and proper old style blues (ability permitting)... i love it when a sound totally clashes with the look lol - surprise anyone watching

tom
 
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