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One of Jerry's Kids
Well, I installed it, and it wasn't too hard. Just screw the screw in with a powerful screwdriver, LOL. It is one of the vintage ones that's just a piece of a bent metal sheet, though. I'd definitely want something more functional in the future.
Two pages of conflicting information and discourse over one screw. Yep, all is well at the SDUGF.