This is a dream pickup right?? So it doesn't really have to be real right??
Because my dream pickup would know exactly what I'd want and change her output and feel with everything I did. She'd get poppy and clicky when I plugged into the Blues Deluxe and turned up the surf reverb.
She'd get nasty enough to shake your lungs loose throught the Mesas but still have the top end to squeel your ears out when I hit that G harmonic on the sixth string.
And finally, she'd know to fuzz out and get loose when I feel like "not giving a F#^k" about it.
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So, my dream pickup would actually be a magical alien that can cancel hum, overdrive and amp, act like a vinatage strat, jangle like a lipstick pickup, cream out like a p-90 and just as an added bonus, I want the pickup to be scratch-n-sniff and smell like Brooke Shields.
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Magnet: Gary Oldman's soul!!!
Wire gauge:BARBED!!!
Wire coating:Sweat from the thighs of Minka Kelly
Polepieces

efinitely Rough cast in the Deserts of Arizona
Potting wax: naaaaaaaaaaaah.
Base plate: Sheet rock from the bowels of my beloved New Jersey
Cover: slutty
Active/passive: No batteries but the pickup would naturally be spiritually active
Dc: Corrupt
B/m/t: Varialble/ alien
Output Yes please
I had a rough 2 minutes this morning. Some d@uche almost drove his truck straight into me and my lungs are blown out from wishing him dead. This thread made me smile