What’s not to like? Descriptive, indicative and honest. Gotta love pedal/amp naming conventions. Just like cars (SuperThunderspatrolMeister! You’re a Lancer, a Laser! You can be a Grand Cherokee..)
They don’t really mean anything do they? Can you go return your “Toneblaster” because it didn’t blast you with tone? What about products that tout something like “proprietary real tube technology patent pending!” Then carefully word how there’s nothing resembling a tube in it, “we mean that you’ll swear there is! Pinky Promise!” Maybe focus more on it sounding good over whether or not it fakes tubes? Or it’s some starved plate thing with an LED that nobody is even going to notice, just for show.
Duncan and Dimarzio may be a little non-indicative at times but the product names at least have a little more class than all that. Even the Invader deserves its name. The most egregious and funny example of a “tone” company was a local one that went out of business actually called Pure-Tone. They made accessories including moderately okay DiMarzio knockoffs (PAF Pro up to X2N) as well as some oddball original designs, like a black covered humbucker with slanted rails sticking out of it. I still have a couple. Obviously their version of the PAF Pro, called the “White tip” (they’re all named after spiders and Australian animals, Wombat, Huntsman etc.). While it looks virtually identical and sounds nice, it’s blatantly lacks all the characteristics of the PAF Pro. I like the other one I have, an original, decent Alnico 5, moderate output humbucker of their own design called the “Redback.” That one was very popular. Maybe it was meant to be kind of a JB ripoff?
They weren’t expensive, were at least better than most cheap stock pickups but they made the absolute worst strings of all time in a way I didn’t think it was possible to mess up strings. How do you make acceptable pickups, but make strings that are DOA (dull on arrival) unwind themselves within a week and just about self-destruct on any trem system? They always felt like they were coated in some kind of crap despite not being coated strings, just felt and sounded awful. I know plenty of people got burned with the idea of buying strings in bulk on the cheap. Pure Tone…
At least my one-off custom built Cornhole overdrive does what it’s named for…. Cornholes the front of any amp, no matter how clean. :lmao: