Re: Further to the Flamed Explorer...
Oh man, where to begin?
I have a ceiling story too. I was playing a gig at school about 4 years ago, we hit the final note of our triumphant performance which floored my whole yeargrop. I was no longer the loser kid with long hair, I was the school guitar prodigy (in my mind at least). As I hit the final low E5 powerchord, I lifted the guitar aloft, to do a trendy pose. SMASH!!! it went straight through the polystyrene roof tiles that are standard issue in all schools, bringing four tiles and a load of dust tumbling onto my head. That cost me 40 quid in bills from the school, and a seriously dented pride.
About 2 years later, my band was on the local club circuit, playing a place called 'Peppers'. There wasn't much of a stage to speak of, the monitors basically mapped out where we should be stood. Of course, me being me, I needed a bigger stage, and monitors are for girls anyway. So I took to the bit of floor in front of the monitors for an improvised solo, which actually went pretty well for me. All until the last bar, where I jumped in the air, not realising my lead had got caught under the monitors. Needlest to say, I didnt get far off the ground before the lead snagged, and ripped the jack socket clean off my old Epiphone Special II. That was about £30 in repairs, and yet another dent to my recovering ego.
This is another 'Peppers' story, about 2 months later. This time I stayed on the stage, we had a bit of a following at this point, and some people were right up against the monitors infront of me. There was a lot of pushing and shoving going on, and this really big guy falls over the monitor infront of me. On his way to his date with the floor, he grabs my guitar (the ill fated Epiphone again) to try and stop himself from falling, needless to say, there was no way my Plywood guitar and weedy frame could support this bulk of a man, so we both ended up on the floor in a tangle of limbs, wires and guitar strings. I finally get up, go for the next chord and find the headstock dangling by my knees. So that was the end of that performance, and that guitar.