Re: I don't think anyone makes my dream guitar...
Like others have said, custom is probably the way you'll want to go. IMO 25.5" is brighter (and better for recording) than 24.75", but the latter is preferable for live stuff.
You asked my perfect guitar? Here you go. HS hardtail telecaster (3 brass saddles), swamp ash body, string through, 7.5"-12" or similar compound radius, kingwood fretboard, maple neck 1" thick with asymmetrical contour and 6105 frets, deluxe layout (four knobs with LP style toggle switch), and a tummy cut/forearm contour. The pickups would be a custom shop unpotted A3/UOA5 neck pickup (A2 or A3 pole pieces under the top 3 strings on the coil closest to the neck, which is normally the screw coil but I prefer my neck pickups flipped) with a tapped slug/pole coil - so you get ~6.9k in series, ~1.7k or so in parallel, and ~5k split (that's about as much 42 AWG you can fit on a humbucker bobbin, you could probably go higher with 43 AWG).
The four controls go like so (if you're looking at the guitar right side up, neck facing right):
Spin-a-split Vol 1 (push/pull series/parallel switch)
Master Tone Vol 2
I already have aforementioned guitar, except (1) it has a bigsby, (2) U-shaped neck, (3) The neck pickup is a flipped seth lover bridge that may undergo surgery to make it what I want it to be. And I still have to carve the tummy cut/forearm, take the bigsby off, fill the holes and resand/paint the guitar again. But soon! I will soon have my dream guitar. I also might reshape the neck to get closer to the asymmetrical contour I like so much.