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METRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUL!!!!!!

GGreatness! My Zakk Epi is still probabaly my most metal guitar. I consider both my Jackson Superstrats still 'Classic' Heavy Metal..now thats not a bad thing at all in and of itself ( one is a super shredder ala Vai) ..I love them for that, but hey, lets get real!Modern Metal is crushing ...and still fast.That requires a bone marrow transplant of a guitar, like the one in my OP.
 
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Honestly..I played a 58 Paul, a 58 Tele, all kinds of crap, and to be real frank, my cheap Epi Zakk Wylde Paul is better for modern metal.

Wait a minute... So what you're saying is that guitars that weren't built for metal, existed before metal was a thing and generally aren't used for metal are bad at playing metal? Holy crap... I never coulda figured that out myself... :duh:
 
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^ let me try and put it to you this way, and I'll leave it at that..Your guitars are garbage..the guitars I play are worth a million dollars...now..the trolled is become the troll.

Lol, bold statement. Let's just chalk it up to the sauce and call a cab. No need to get into a fight tonight.
 
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Lol, bold statement. Let's just chalk it up to the sauce and call a cab. No need to get into a fight tonight.

I just bought a Steel strat neck plate form Greece! I like Grecian Women..and you are way outta your league here and I think some of the more knowlegable vets here who know who I am, and have been my friends for years and who vouchsafe for exactly where I am coming from ( I shoot straight from the hip, and none of my seemingly preposterous claims are lies) would tell you that straight to your face..
 
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GGreatness! My Zakk Epi is still probabaly my most metal guitar. I consider both my Jackson Superstrats still 'Classic' Heavy Metal..now thats not a bad thing at all in and of itself ( one is a super shredder ala Vai) ..I love them for that, but hey, lets get real!Modern Metal is crushing ...and still fast.That requires a bone marrow transplant of a guitar, like the one in my OP.

But you said in your OP that every Les Paul is pathetic at modern metal. Last time I checked a Zakk Epi LP is still a Les Paul.

What's that? Conspiracy?

Haha, :beerchug:
 
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They might be heavy set, at least some of them, but olive oil is good for the circulatory system, that and the classic "Mediterranean" diet means that they are probably still quite capable of vigorous physical activities.
 
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Some are heavy set, some are not here. Women come in all shapes, sizes, colors and varieties all over the globe. Everybody has their own taste in women, nothing wrong with that. I'm just happy to have women or else we would be living in a sausage fest.
 
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Metal:
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Not metal:
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I was told at a young age not to "cull" women

All women have one redeeming quality
They are not men

Let the games begin

Snakeaces
You mad bro
Jerry is making conversation, not trolling

*(Sent from my durned phone!)*
 
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No, not mad, I was just feeding the pigeons (the drunk guy) some bird seeds (some post material).
 
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Jerry, I could care less about any of the verbiage in this entire thread, but I have to say that the purple ESP in your first post is absolutely, incredibly, amazingly gorgeous!!!!
 
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Sort of disagree on the LP. Not being good for metal.. It's good for everything.

Hatebreed plays the LP's
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Amon Amarth play explorers
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Slipknot's Jim Root plays a friggin telecaster!

So although I'm totally onboard with the whole "you need a metal guitar to play metal" we shouldn't rule out other possibilities.
 
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How about a Les Paul Jr with a P90?

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Played by Bill Steer of Carcass.

 
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