OK, here it goes...
You looked bummed about the Jazz. so NO.
If it were the Jackson, you'd just bring in one of you Shreaders that cost 10x that. so NO.
Tobias Bass. No.
So I'm going with MIM Mexy. Versatile and affordable Teaching Tool.
Where and what do you teach BTW?
In the mornings I am assistant Principal at my middle school, this is my second year of that, I taught middle school PE for 22 yrs.
And in the afternoon I teach a "music production and audio recording class" at our high school. This is my 7th or 8th year doing that. Middle of AZ, rural small school.
I'd totally teach that! Closest I came to anything like was teaching archery. I got trained to be a sanctioned archery instructor and we did archery for a week or 2 in PE for about the last 18 yrs.
I see adults around town that I taught when they were youngsters and they often ask me if I'm still teaching archery. They really liked that.

Jackson
Who buys a strat for class?
Bass , you have to be kidding
All that's left are that stinky p90 pickup
And a pointy Jackson
Jackson
Ehdwuld pretty much nailed it.
Jazzmaster pickups aren't P90s.They're more like ballsless strat pickups.