Look on the bright side Chris... Unless it's an SE, I still can't afford a PRS.
I hear it now
" I swear this is the same SE you left"
*(Sent from my durned phone!)*
Tell your friend that you accidentally got drunk, somehow ended up naked and licked and played his guitar all night long... and that you woke up next to it with some "undisclosed" dishonorable discharge about it.... He may just let you keep it..... just sayin.....