Re: Should we ban Rob until he posts a picture?
BEDEVERE:
Tell me. What do you do with Rob?
VILLAGER #2:
Ban!
VILLAGER #1:
Ban!
CROWD:
Ban! Ban them up! Ban!...
BEDEVERE:
And what do you ban apart from Rob?
VILLAGER #1:
More Robs!
VILLAGER #3:
Shh!
VILLAGER #2:
Wood!
BEDEVERE:
So, why does Rob get banned?
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VILLAGER #3:
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
BEDEVERE:
Good! Heh heh.
CROWD:
Oh, yeah. Oh.
BEDEVERE:
So, how do we tell whether he is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1:
Build a bridge out of him.
BEDEVERE:
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #1:
Oh, yeah.
RANDOM:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
BEDEVERE:
Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1:
No. No.
VILLAGER #2:
No, it floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1:
Throw him into the pond!
CROWD:
The pond! Throw him into the pond!
BEDEVERE:
What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1:
Bread!
VILLAGER #2:
Apples!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1:
Cider!
VILLAGER #2:
Uh, gra-- gravy!
VILLAGER #1:
Cherries!
VILLAGER #2:
Mud!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, churches! Churches!
VILLAGER #2:
Lead! Lead!
ARTHUR:
A duck!
CROWD:
Oooh.
:duck: