So, at my gig this happened...

The Dali

MeltedClockologist
So, I was in my basement gigging with my buddy and he asked me if he could borrow my Saga Kit Guitar (which I had modded with a killer set of Cort pickups) and I was like, "no way dude... I set this guitar up myself!" But then I started thinking it was kinda weird to be gigging by myself, so I let him borrow the guitar (sounded AWESOME with those pickups and the Alpha pots I installed) and he ended up doing this to the guitar:

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How am I ever going to get that cleaned up? I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow the guitar.
 
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I think your only realistic option is to silver-plate the entire guitar.
 
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I don't believe you. A lot more arrogance and elitism is required to sell the story.
 
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I knocked the pickup selector switch cover off of my guitar at a gig and ultimately ended up ripping open my palm on it. There was a ton of blood but nothing like the pictures above.
 
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I was at a gig, but I forgot my guitar. Fortunately the chick whose basement we were pla-- I mean, the stage manager, yeah, that's it, the Stage Manager arranged for me to borrow this *****in' guitar from some dude. I had this really annoying booger, so I was picking my nose and things got really bad...

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...at least it wasn't mine!
 
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I was at a gig, but I forgot my guitar. Fortunately the chick whose basement we were pla-- I mean, the stage manager, yeah, that's it, the Stage Manager arranged for me to borrow this *****in' guitar from some dude. I had this really annoying booger, so I was picking my nose and things got really bad...

Are you Bono from u2?
 
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so, red paint over the body but nothing on the neck and pickups? what a BS story!!
 
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Don't worry. The pickup IS clean.


What else would you expect from a Cort pickup?

I was so mad at my friend, but I told him I did it to prove to him that it was a bad idea to let him the play the guitar. I think he learned his lesson.
 
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That pickup is totally destroyed. I think someone owes the OP a new pickup. Didn't ya say it was a Zephyr? :D
 
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So I take it you like your new paint job...

Sould have done something to those pickups too though...

Not a look I would like for any of my guitars...
 
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The more i hear about the Blood Zephyrs, the more i'm interested. Who needs stinkin' Silver Zephyrs when you can have Blood Zephyrs ? They got to sound waaaay more organic.
 
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Is this a game of oneupmanship? If so, there has to be a bodily fluid that is even more precious than blood. Dribbling this life-giving fluid over pickups would make them THE most valuable possible in the entire universe. I think that I know just the man to demonstrate this pickup. (A man on emission, so to speak.)
 
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I wanna make some money out of all of this. I'm going to patent the name Cumbuckers. :D
 
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