Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

[Myaccount876]

Re: Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

Do you know how hard it is to tune without a tuner in a guitar shop with 3 teenagers cranking Enter Sandman on Line 6s and 3 dentists are blasting Layla on Custom Shop Strats.

Those Line 6s have built in tuners you know. I use those when the real amps are warming up on standby.

 

[Gone_Shootin]

Re: Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

Settle down Beavis. They're like, uh, knobs....you can like turn them up, or something........

 

[Agileguy_101]

Re: Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

Unlike UPS, this thread actually delivers.

 

[Jocelyn]

Re: Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

Just turn the knob back up. I find guitars, in stores not in tune more annoying. It is not easy to tune up one in a store without a tuner.

 

[blueman335]

Re: Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

Just turn the knob back up. I find guitars, in stores not in tune more annoying. It is not easy to tune up one in a store without a tuner.

+1. Yeah, since you have to tune it anyways, and often wipe off whatever is slippery or sticky on the neck...

 

[tubecrunch]

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:yell:Stop turning the :cussing: f#$king tone controls almost all the way down to 2 when trying out strats in a music store.:banghead: My goodness I picked up three strats and they all had the tone rolled down to damn near 0. At least roll it back up when you're done with em. Ok rant over

... And turn the light off when you leave the room. And for the love of god, lift the seat first!

 

[blueman335]

Re: Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

And for the love of god, lift the seat first!

Women are so fussy about that. They fail to realize that not everyone can be a 'marksman.'

 

[Gone_Shootin]

Re: Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

Women are so fussy about that. They fail to realize that not everyone can be a 'marksman.'

I've found that they're more fussy about not putting the seat back down. It's as if they have no eyes in their heads.

 

[Bludave]

Re: Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

:yell:Stop turning the :cussing: f#$king tone controls almost all the way down to 2 when trying out strats in a music store.:banghead: My goodness I picked up three strats and they all had the tone rolled down to damn near 0. At least roll it back up when you're done with em. Ok rant over

Ok so we have to turn it up because you don't no how to work it? Sounds like a conversation I've had with my wife about toilet seats. WTF??

 

[JOLLY]

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lazy youth of today. who wipes your ass for you?

 

[LReese]

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Never mind that - I just hope they wash their hands before trying out those guitars.

 

[Myaccount876]

Re: Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

Women are so fussy about that. They fail to realize that not everyone can be a 'marksman.'

People that miss and don't clean it up piss (no pun intended) me off. It is not hard to get a ~1-3mm diameter stream of mostly water into a ~1 ft hole with water in it. But NO some people insist on using the wall or toilet-seat instead.

 

[kramersteen]

Re: Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

People that miss and don't clean it up piss (no pun intended) me off. It is not hard to get a ~1-3mm diameter stream of mostly water into a ~1 ft hole with water in it. But NO some people insist on using the wall or toilet-seat instead.

Everyone has different pressure wee wee.

 

[LReese]

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Oh to be so young!

 

[blueman335]

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Never mind that - I just hope they wash their hands before trying out those guitars.

Yeah right.

 

[Rockstar216]

Re: Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

People that miss and don't clean it up piss (no pun intended) me off. It is not hard to get a ~1-3mm diameter stream of mostly water into a ~1 ft hole with water in it. But NO some people insist on using the wall or toilet-seat instead.

When your sober no
When your drunk well.........

 

[Myaccount876]

Re: Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

Maybe I haven't gotten drunk enough (yet) to have difficultly controlling where I piss, but it is still hard to imagine that aiming your own piss could actually become a challenge. I highly doubt I am alone on this. Right?

 

[Securb]

Re: Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

Maybe I haven't gotten drunk enough (yet) to have difficultly controlling where I piss, but it is still hard to imagine that aiming your own piss could actually become a challenge. I highly doubt I am alone on this. Right?

What you don't know about drinking could fill volumes son.

 

[jon the art guy]

Re: Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

Maybe I haven't gotten drunk enough (yet) to have difficultly controlling where I piss, but it is still hard to imagine that aiming your own piss could actually become a challenge. I highly doubt I am alone on this. Right?

You are so very wrong on this assumption. Aiming is the first to go, then recognizing a urinal as opposed to a garbage can, car grill or random dog. Remembering to take it out also comes up.

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[GuitarStv]

Re: Strat users when trying out guitars please.....

Maybe I haven't gotten drunk enough (yet) to have difficultly controlling where I piss, but it is still hard to imagine that aiming your own piss could actually become a challenge. I highly doubt I am alone on this. Right?

Y'know how you're not allowed to drive drunk? It's not because your balance and reaction time get better.