The Well 7. It's Partytime with Rev. Gearjoneser

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What is the first thought that crosses your mind when you look at your post count?
 
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Have you ever had thoughts concerning guitar equipment during intercourse?
 
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When are you at your most content?
The first day of a vacation or holiday

Where in Torrance do your parents live?
Dad's in Lomita, Ca. Mom's in Vancouver, Wa.

If Santa Claus was a Fisher man, Satan was a Coal Miner, and the Easter bunny was a Jelly Bean Farmer....What would Jesus be?
Dr. Suess

Since you're keeping your Bogner, Will you buy me one?
I'll pick a nice juicy one for you!

Did it go well with your fiancee's family when that hurricane was around Honduras? I don't think I ever got to know how things went there after the hit.
I was worried, but it hit the mainland instead of the coast, and turned into a week long thunderstorm.

What was the first concert you ever attended?
Ozzy/Randy at the Pontiac Silverdome, Mi.

What was your least favorite, most disappointing, suckiest job?
A clerk at a Valley Porn store, Le Sex Shoppe. It made me dislike the whole industry. Losers.

What's the most out-of-character thing you've done? Something you look back on and say, "Why the hell'd I do that?!?"
Dated a chick because she looked just like Janis Joplin. All my friends told me to ditch that nasty hippie! :nervous: She was a dead ringer for Janis, so I thought it was cool. They just thought she was ugly.

Ever party so hard you wake up and you don't know where you are or how you got there?
I woke up on the side of my house when I was 18, wearing nothing but my underwear, using my clothes as my pillow. My mom was standing over me in the morning, and asked me what the deal was. I told her I came home too late and didn't want to wake everyone up. She then told me, "did you happen to notice that you're car's been running in the driveway all night with the lights on and the door open?" :friday:

What is the first thought that crosses your mind when you look at your post count?
The realization that the internet is an addiction, and the forum is like crack to me. And also, laughing to myself that everyone who says something about my post count becomes addicted too.

Have you ever had thoughts concerning guitar equipment during intercourse?
Even better. I tied a naked chick to a Marshall cab once, with her hands tied to 2 wheels and her feet tied to 2 wheels. Then, I put on my guitar, turned the amp up, and did her while it was vibrating, as I was cranking out riffs.
 
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Oh, Lomita huh? Lots of good people in Lomita.

Would you have sex with Skarey to save Jolly's life? I'm not talking Puritan, Quaker, cute, clean, happy fun sex. No no no! I'm talking dirty, smelly, corn sex.

Oh and Skarey, for the sake of my question, is a willing party in this.
 
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Oh, Lomita huh? Lots of good people in Lomita.

Would you have sex with Skarey to save Jolly's life? I'm not talking Puritan, Quaker, cute, clean, happy fun sex. No no no! I'm talking dirty, smelly, corn sex.

Oh and Skarey, for the sake of my question, is a willing party in this.

To quote Skarey,


Get help.
 
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Would you have sex with Skarey to save Jolly's life? I'm not talking Puritan, Quaker, cute, clean, happy fun sex. No no no! I'm talking dirty, smelly, corn sex.

Oh and Skarey, for the sake of my question, is a willing party in this.

Nope. Peter Frampton's gonna have to die. Sorry!
 
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Nope. Peter Frampton's gonna have to die. Sorry!

He's not gonna like that! I think you have to ask in a situation like this...

What would Jesus do?

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Have you ever had thoughts concerning guitar equipment during intercourse?
Even better. I tied a naked chick to a Marshall cab once, with her hands tied to 2 wheels and her feet tied to 2 wheels. Then, I put on my guitar, turned the amp up, and did her while it was vibrating, as I was cranking out riffs.

You are either a liar, or the greatest person to ever live.
 
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Hey GJ, you got 1 question for just 1 of your favorite musicians.. doesn't have to be a guitar player. Who's it gonna be and what you gonna ask? Cheers.
 
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What is the first and foremost question you don't want to be asked here?
 
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What would Jesus do?
Ask him. According to some, he always answers.

You are either a liar, or the greatest person to ever live. No and Yes. hahahaha

Hey GJ, you got 1 question for just 1 of your favorite musicians.. doesn't have to be a guitar player. Who's it gonna be and what you gonna ask? Cheers.
Angus Young. "Nice to meet you, can I buy you a beer?"


What is the first and foremost question you don't want to be asked here?

If I'd have dirty corn sex with Skarey! LOL
 
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:haha:

That's just cause he knows the real answer, and doesn't want the truth out.
 
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"Oh good....good!" (Buffalo Bill when measuring girls back to see if skin will fit ).
 
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"Oh good....good!" (Buffalo Bill when measuring girls back to see if skin will fit ).

It places the lotion in the basket.

I wanna see my mommy! Please, I wanna see my—

Put the ******* lotion in the basket!
 
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What's the last thing that brought a tear to Gearjoneser's reptilian eye?
 
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What's the last thing that brought a tear to Gearjoneser's reptilian eye?

Thousands of years ago, the people in India believed in gods, such as Shiva, the goddess with all the limbs. Over time, those myths are figured out. Recently another goddess has come to light in India.

Only now, we don't worship these goddesses, we put them in the hospital for surgery. I saw this story and picture and got a little misty eyed.

I realize the Flying Spaghetti Monster also has a lot of appendages, but this is downright sad!
http://www.boston.com/news/world/asia/articles/2007/11/06/girl_born_with_8_limbs_undergoes_surgery/
 
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Ever slug someone just for the hell of it?

Ever gotten the urge to get crunk while hollerin' "Chuuuuuch!" at a party?
 
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Ever slug someone just for the hell of it?

Ever gotten the urge to get crunk while hollerin' "Chuuuuuch!" at a party?

Yeah, a big moron at work kept pounding on my door incessantly, while I was on the phone. I answered the door, and punched him in the chest. We both started laughing, and my boss was like "wow, don't play games with Joe!"

As for getting Krunk.......your dancing gif was all I needed to see, to know that white guys don't Krunk gracefully. LOL :werd:
 
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What's the best way you ever quit a job?
 
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