Someone breaks in right now and you have to subdue him, what makeshift weapon in the room would you use? (conventional stuff like knifes and guns are not allowed)
If you were restricted to 10 albums to listen to for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
A) Steve Vai guitar. That handles good for something!!!
B) 1. Failure - Fantastic Planet
2. Pulp Fiction - Soundtrack
3. Black Crowes - Amorica
4. Beatles - Revolver
5. Frank Sinatra - Anything before 1960
6. Bill Evans - Live in Tokyo 1973
7. Metallica - Master of Puppets/Kill Em All (tie)
8. Herbie Hancock - Anything from the '70s
9. The Meters - Anthology
10. Jimi Hendrix - Electric Ladyland or Axis (tie)
The body is too thick. Start by ramming it through a planer. Take about an inch off. After that, stuff those F-holes with maple and route it for a bucker. Drop an EMG in there. And a back routed floyd, maximum pull up... at least three full steps! Screw that stuffy old 'burst... hot pink or neon green. Gotta scallop the board too and put the rest of the inlays in!