The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

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Do hookers charge more in Michigan because it's colder?
 
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What do you think the rash on my junk might be?
 
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What is the best way to explain the dead midgets in the rec room?
 
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What do you think of John Wayne Gacy?

He's the guy that taught everyone to fear clowns.

I've always been curious though.. why is it that infamous people who have the first name of John and middle name Wayne get their full names out there? You never hear John Gacy or John Bobbit.
 
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Have you ever been serviced at truckstop?

Nope. Gas and go for me, not gas and ho.

Do hookers charge more in Michigan because it's colder?

Do they charge more in the south because of the lack of teeth?

What do I have in my pocket?

Two older non-state quarters, a sizable lint ball, and your lucky toenail clipping.

What do you think the rash on my junk might be?

Road rash. Quit skateboarding naked.

Have you ever blown a goat?

Truthfully, I don't think I've been any closer to a live goat than about 15 feet. Not a big fan of farms or petting zoos.

Have you ever had a goat to blow you?

See last answer.

How was it?

...


What does my finger smell like?


A combination of listerine and vaseline. Not sure what you were going for there.


What is the best way to explain the dead midgets in the rec room?


The tossing contest got out of hand.

On average, how long does a dog turd stink?

Depends on the weather. In the winter time, it's usually frozen solid within a few minutes. In spring/summer, it lingers for days.
 
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If I asked you to refinish a guitar for me and it had a neck pickup, would you just fill it and paint it over and send it back to me remaining adamant that my guitar never had a neck pickup?


When are you going to get tired of having a bazillion guitars and just settle on a single axe that will make you happy for the rest of your foreseeable life?


What started this whole refinishing obsession?
 
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If I asked you to refinish a guitar for me and it had a neck pickup, would you just fill it and paint it over and send it back to me remaining adamant that my guitar never had a neck pickup?

No, but I'd put a mattress tag over the neck pickup cavity to see if you'd remove it. :D

When are you going to get tired of having a bazillion guitars and just settle on a single axe that will make you happy for the rest of your foreseeable life?

I can't see that happening. Each guitar has it's own strengths.

What started this whole refinishing obsession?

The first one I tried was an Explorer copy. I wanted a black guitar, it was white. (All of my other guitars were black.)

Then getting the first Dean, and just hating the natural finish.
 
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If your life and the lives of everyone on earth depended on it, what would you choose to be your only instrument for the rest of your life:

a) a violin
b) a piano
c) a pair of bongos

and why?




Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?
 
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If your life and the lives of everyone on earth depended on it, what would you choose to be your only instrument for the rest of your life:

a) a violin
b) a piano
c) a pair of bongos

and why?

Piano. It's got more range.

Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?

No contest.

lemmy.jpg
 
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WRONG ANSWER!!! It was a trick question!

LEMMY IS GOD!!!! (had you ever watched Airheads, you would know this)
 
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seriously though, What's your stance on filesharing, albums being leaked before their release date, and people being able to download albums free of charge?
 
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