What do you think is the sexiest guitar ever made?

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^ That's a sexy post right there. Food and sex are things that, to my taste, don't mix well with each other, or with other things, in the linguistic sense.
 
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Did someone say "hot pants?"

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The Flying V Custom was the first guitar I ever wanted. It was everything I thought cool could be. I still yearn for one of these babies.
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I LOVE explorers..... But I dunno man.... whooooweeee

Hey, I know I made a strong claim. But while Ms. Fox in said attire will make my heart-rate increase, my heart stops when I see a gorgeous Explorer. And, when my Explorers are 60, they will still be just as hot!
 
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There is nothing sexier than a burst.

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^ That's a sexy post right there. Food and sex are things that, to my taste, don't mix well with each other, or with other things, in the linguistic sense.

Wasn't doggy style invented you you could rest your sandwich on her back while you did it?
 
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I know this is going to probably not be well received, but Teye guitars are a gahdamn revelation to me. All of them are stunning, but I tend to like the 2 pickup models the best. I also like the mid-level ones with just the aluminum plate, but the full-inlay monstrosities are awesome.

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As my favorite guitar shape is the Nighthawk, these are basically a pint of Ben and Jerry's and Southern Comfort on the stomach of a high-class hooker to me.
 
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I do not find any guitar sexy. Attaching the sexy buzzword descriptor to everything these days is moronic. Food Network chefs are particularly annoying. No freaking plate of food, no matter how good makes me think of sex, reminds me of sex or makes we want to have sex.

Save the entertainment industry buzzword for the HotPants thread.


Bah.

Humbug.

I agree that I dont find food sexy.. But Whipped cream maybe. But it isnt the whipped cream itself, but the application. nuff said..

The Flying V Custom was the first guitar I ever wanted. It was everything I thought cool could be. I still yearn for one of these babies.
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Yeah, thats AWESOME!!
Hey, I know I made a strong claim. But while Ms. Fox in said attire will make my heart-rate increase, my heart stops when I see a gorgeous Explorer. And, when my Explorers are 60, they will still be just as hot!
I was just razzing.. But yeah, in 50 years, there will be no sags or droops with the explorer!
 
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So, this guitar:

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But with a covered humbucker in the neck.
 
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LP Black Beauty would be my pick. The tuxedo of guitars. Even better if the binding is yellowed.

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The gal in my avatar, albeit she's wearing
fishnets, high heels and slutty perfume!
 
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