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Re: What NEVER Gives You GAS?
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ES350 said:
A man after my own heart
What NEVER Gives You GAS?
- Thread starter Johnny Sapient
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ratherdashing
Kablamminator
Re: What NEVER Gives You GAS?
Superstrats
Pointy guitars
"Boutique" amps and pedals, for the most part
Anything with a Floyd
Any guitar with a graphic on it
Gold hardware, fancy inlays, triple binding, and most other "luxury" features
Deep hollowbodies / jazz boxes (i.e. anything deeper than a 335)
Superstrats
Pointy guitars
"Boutique" amps and pedals, for the most part
Anything with a Floyd
Any guitar with a graphic on it
Gold hardware, fancy inlays, triple binding, and most other "luxury" features
Deep hollowbodies / jazz boxes (i.e. anything deeper than a 335)
Diego
New member
Re: What NEVER Gives You GAS?
1) Huge rack systems with more knobs than my amp.
2) Stangs and Jaguars.
3) Hollow bodies.
4) BC Rich and Dean guitars... excepting Slash's red BC Rich Mockingbird, which is hotter than hell!
5) Jackson Warrior. :lame:
6) Fender amps.
That sums it up, I think.
1) Huge rack systems with more knobs than my amp.
2) Stangs and Jaguars.
3) Hollow bodies.
4) BC Rich and Dean guitars... excepting Slash's red BC Rich Mockingbird, which is hotter than hell!
5) Jackson Warrior. :lame:
6) Fender amps.
That sums it up, I think.
danglybanger
ReelItInologist
Re: What NEVER Gives You GAS?
les pauls. Especially with figured tops and bursts (make that anything burst). black or white (or burst) strats. anything with a strat bridge that is not a strat. ugly 80s shredder axes that reek of hairspray. anything with one pickup. anything with airbrush work. teles. floyd rose. most strats actually. Anything boring. hollow bodies.
The first time I saw a Mustang and a Jaguar I knew they were the perfect guitar design
Even before I started playing guitar. After I heard them and played them, the deal was sealed 
Anyone who dislikes Jags dislikes clarity, intricacy, nuances, and anything that just doesn't go BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGG no matter what you do with it, like a les paul
They also have no respect for beautiful design
slade
les pauls. Especially with figured tops and bursts (make that anything burst). black or white (or burst) strats. anything with a strat bridge that is not a strat. ugly 80s shredder axes that reek of hairspray. anything with one pickup. anything with airbrush work. teles. floyd rose. most strats actually. Anything boring. hollow bodies.
The first time I saw a Mustang and a Jaguar I knew they were the perfect guitar design
Even before I started playing guitar. After I heard them and played them, the deal was sealed Anyone who dislikes Jags dislikes clarity, intricacy, nuances, and anything that just doesn't go BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGG no matter what you do with it, like a les paul
They also have no respect for beautiful designslade
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Low_fidelity2100
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Re: What NEVER Gives You GAS?
WAH pedals, Its just a lame sound.
Any sort of trem on a guitar. (bigsby's look really kool on jazzboxs though)
Gretch white falcons.
Any guitar thats WHITE. (f**K those honkey guitars)
Anything made by Randall. (even they're "good" amps still suck)
Anything Ibanez.
Signature guitars. (no matter how kool it may be, If it has someone else name on it, then I won't like it.)
Kittens.....I just hate kittens. But I like cats.
WAH pedals, Its just a lame sound.
Any sort of trem on a guitar. (bigsby's look really kool on jazzboxs though)
Gretch white falcons.
Any guitar thats WHITE. (f**K those honkey guitars)
Anything made by Randall. (even they're "good" amps still suck)
Anything Ibanez.
Signature guitars. (no matter how kool it may be, If it has someone else name on it, then I won't like it.)
Kittens.....I just hate kittens. But I like cats.
Diego
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Re: What NEVER Gives You GAS?
Ok. :dot:
danglybanger said:l
Anyone who dislikes Jags dislikes clarity, intricacy, nuances, and anything that just doesn't go BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGG no matter what you do with it, like a les paul
slade
Ok. :dot:
Gearjoneser
Gear Ho
Re: What NEVER Gives You GAS?
Anything with a bird head or hockeystick headstock.
Graphics guitars and pointy metal axes.
Blue Flower and Pink Paisley teles/strats....I hate feminine looking guitars.
I don't get excited about Mesa anymore....too many strikes, not enough home runs.
Rivera....all strikes, no home runs.....except for the acoustic Rivera Sedona.
I doubt I'll ever own another rack rig, so I don't look at rack gear.
Ibanez, Carvin, BC Rich, Jackson, Les Paul or strat knockoffs.....not interested.
Boss, Zoom, DOD, Digitech, Morley, MXR....
Most guitars with 24 frets. I've had them, but I'm used to 22 only.
Anything with a bird head or hockeystick headstock.
Graphics guitars and pointy metal axes.
Blue Flower and Pink Paisley teles/strats....I hate feminine looking guitars.
I don't get excited about Mesa anymore....too many strikes, not enough home runs.
Rivera....all strikes, no home runs.....except for the acoustic Rivera Sedona.
I doubt I'll ever own another rack rig, so I don't look at rack gear.
Ibanez, Carvin, BC Rich, Jackson, Les Paul or strat knockoffs.....not interested.
Boss, Zoom, DOD, Digitech, Morley, MXR....
Most guitars with 24 frets. I've had them, but I'm used to 22 only.
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danglybanger
ReelItInologist
Re: What NEVER Gives You GAS?
(jk )
oh yeah. I hate bigsbies. and binding.
slade
it was a joke (kind of). Did you not get it? or did you just think it was all too trueChileanGuy said:
(jk )oh yeah. I hate bigsbies. and binding.
slade
Diego
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Re: What NEVER Gives You GAS?
Oh, forgot to add:
· Anything extremely high-tech. Say, I'm still skeptical on the Line 6 Variax. Or that digital Gibson Les Paul. Or that Roland synth thing some Ibanez have... I don't even know what the hell it is. I'll stick to wood and pickups, thank you.
· Cheesy graphics.
· Strats with HH config.
· Extreme inlays. Like the Vine thing on Ibanez JEMs. Was it a bird some PRS had on the fretboard? Come on...
Oh, forgot to add:
· Anything extremely high-tech. Say, I'm still skeptical on the Line 6 Variax. Or that digital Gibson Les Paul. Or that Roland synth thing some Ibanez have... I don't even know what the hell it is. I'll stick to wood and pickups, thank you.
· Cheesy graphics.
· Strats with HH config.
· Extreme inlays. Like the Vine thing on Ibanez JEMs. Was it a bird some PRS had on the fretboard? Come on...
Diego
New member
Re: What NEVER Gives You GAS?
Haha didn't get it as a joke, and felt partially ofended, but no problem. :bigok:
And I think Bigsbies look classy... don't know if I'd have a guitar with one of those, though.
danglybanger said:it was a joke (kind of). Did you not get it? or did you just think it was all too true
oh yeah. I hate bigsbies. and binding.
slade
Haha didn't get it as a joke, and felt partially ofended, but no problem. :bigok:
And I think Bigsbies look classy... don't know if I'd have a guitar with one of those, though.
sufferinrewind
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Re: What NEVER Gives You GAS?
I don't like guitars with flame tops, either. I like quilt tops more.
I also don't like Floyd Rose trems. I don't like any trems, really. I'd prefer a string thru hard tail bridge or a string thru body with a TOM bridge.
I don't like guitars with flame tops, either. I like quilt tops more.
I also don't like Floyd Rose trems. I don't like any trems, really. I'd prefer a string thru hard tail bridge or a string thru body with a TOM bridge.
