Should this thread be renamed to..."Which Guitar Looks Like It Rocks The Hardest"?
I think this thread is more about how guitar types have traditionally been used (or who has used each type of guitar for the music they have played) rather than what they are capable of.
I think that the LP is probably the most versatile guitar ever made, because it has been used for every type of music I can imagine.
The Strat is by far the most comfortable guitar and has the cleanest sound.
Of course there are the Tele, the SG, the "V", the Explorer, etc. but by sheer numbers they are not nearly as popular.
However, that being said, "Which Guitar Rocks Hardest" could be ANY guitar depending on what pickups are in it and what amp it is being played through (a Mockingbird or "V" played through a 5 watt solid state practice amp is not much of a rocker. A Squire Strat with a Custom bridge pup played through a 100 watt Marshall double stack is going to put them all to shame.
I've always felt that the amp and speakers are more defining of the sound of a guitar than the guitar itself.
So, "Which Guitar Rocks Hardest"? The one (any one) played through the hardest rocking amp!