Who’s done the Cigar Lighter mod?

You need a "warming tray" mod under the mirror. This way all of the coke stays nice and dehydrated during the gig,

Not only that, but the coke-treadplate dispenses a perfectly measured rail every time you open it. I’m working on a little treadmill for the “Sheen mod.” So the whole thing is a treadmill-treadplate IIC+! (double dose of charlie, plus! designation.)

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Not only that, but the coke-treadplate dispenses a perfectly measured rail every time you open it. I’m working on a little treadmill for the “Sheen mod.” So the whole thing is a treadmill-treadplate IIC+! (double dose of charlie, plus! designation.)

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Genius, Ok so far...

Warming treadplate with a mirror surface...

Also have the hopper you pour the coke into have a vibrating function to keep the coke aerated
 
Genius, Ok so far...

Warming treadplate with a mirror surface...

Also have the hopper you pour the coke into have a vibrating function to keep the coke aerated

Applying science to getting as optimally gakked as possible is doing it correctly.
 
Applying science to getting as optimally gakked as possible is doing it correctly.

Also, I don't want to exclude the worship players on here,..... I think we need a small privacy curtain option around the mirror for onstage utilization at church.
 
Also, we need a straw with a small blower function that shoots the rail forcefully into your sinuses
Literally redifining “tube” amplifier. Reminds me of the GameBoy peripheral they only released to hospitals that doses kids with the nitrous oxidec while they play.

Another patent we could consider is a crack-rock vapourizer disguised as a smoke machine. Now EVERYBODY loves the show under any circumstances.
 
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