Re: Your Signature Guitar?
Q1: Which company called you?
Ibanez.
Q2: Which standard model in their product lineup do you base your sig off of? (Need not be in current production.)
It'd definitely be based off the old Ibanez Maxxas. Those things were sweet
Q3: What specs do you insist upon that make it uniquely yours?
Well, to quote GD's Bob Weir, "Let's go for the full Cowboy Fancy!"
It would be a chambered Honduras mahogany body, like the originals. Set-neck Maple/Bubinga/Maple neck, with a 24 fret Ebony fretboard. Compound radius (10"-16"), asymetrical profile, and 25in scale length, satin finish on the neck as well. Hardware wise, it'd have a pair of custom wound SD humbuckers (I'll go into detail on Q4), 3-way lever, Neck Volume, Bridge Volume, and Master Varitone fiter. Edge Zero II tremolo that can be locked down into a hard tail (Not sure if they already have this feature or not lol).
Q4: What other customizations do you make to the guitar?
Okay, now here's the fun part ;-D
Galaxy Black/Metallic black top finish (like REALLY metallic. I want it to look like Outer Space, with all the metallic sparkles being like stars and planetoids and stuff.) Cosmic Black hardware. silver sparkle binding on body, natural back finish. I'd have an Abalone & MOP Yin Yang inlay on the 12th fret (dips into 11th and 13th) with red Tortoise shell flames going upwards to the 5th fret, and downwards to the 21st/22nd. Glow-in-the-dark green side dot inlays on the neck, with a silver sparkle binding on the neck and headstock to match the body. Also I'd have the Ibanez logo on the headstock in MOP outlined with Abalone. To top it off, I'd put some abalone vine-like inlays across the area beneath the bridge. The custom wound SD 'buckers I previously mentioned, would be dubbed "The Beastbuckers" and be built as a neck and bridge set (though rather tonally different.) The neck BB would be similar to an EMG 60 or Dimarzio Chopper tonewise: Clear high-end with single coil bite, Fat punchy lows, and a super crunchy midrange. When I say crunchy, I mean bones being smashed underfoot crunchy, like a kind of dry "CRRUNCCCH". It'd probably have a ceramic magnet to accommodate the crunch. broad dynamics, and crystal slightly-glassy cleans to boot to. The bridge BB would be raw and raunchy with a nice roar...actually kind of similar to a Super V, but with more harmonics (oozing harmonics) and a little sweeter high end, and the pick attack compresses when you pick it hard. Some type of an Alnico magnet in it (maybe an A2 like the Super V). Pickups would have one coil with allenbolt/"large" Allen screw polepieces (like the ones on The Magnetar), and the other coil would be traditional flat head screws. Both coils would have nickel/chrome colored polepieces.
To top the p'ups off, they'd both have a pair of burned-chrome esque pickup covers like some Bareknuckles
Q5: What special piece of "case candy" goes with it as a collector's item?
Not quite sure what "case candy" entails X-D but I guess it'd come with some nice DR neon green strings (.10-.52) and it'd come in a nice black hard case with whatever my world famous band's logo is, and a green & black tiger stripe plush interior.
I guess that covers everything. Lol as you can see, I've put a lot of thought into this X-D