SavageRiffer
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Indeed I admit that I'm a deeply flawed person because I'm sarcastic sometimes. I can't help myself so I guess I deserve capital punishment for my personality. I was slapped with not ONE but TWO infractions at the same time - for a single thread - because I was sarcastic and condescending to other sarcastic and passive aggressive members. I was totally unaware that there is zero tolerance for sarcasm the insignificant members on this forum, and though it would have been fair to a warning instead of TWO infractions at one time for borderline behavior, I received the message from Ginormous loud and clear.
Now I understand why he calls himself Ginormous, because he's a ginormous Internet man with ginormous moderation powers. Don't any of you get a big head. You remember to kneel and cower in the presence of moderators, and if they don't agree with something you said, you had better go delete it immediately, punish yourself, accept your double infractions and temporary ban with humility, and apologize profusely... and if they are gracious enough to allow you get to come back, make sure you grovel enough to gain the favor of self-important forum members. I just don't want to see anyone else suffer the same agonizing fate that I must now endure. Please spare yourselves this dreadful and humiliating punishment.
I thought that by joining this forum that I'd be an equal part of it, but I was too obtuse to realize that you have to fall in order, lick boots, and never, ever use sarcasm that might otherwise hurt someone's feelings online. Now I clearly understand that there is a pecking order and that not all members are considered equal. I've screwed up so badly that I fear it may take years and 20,000 groveling, bootlicking posts to make up for my wrongdoings.
Because of my careless, reckless behavior and selfish expectations of equality or fairness, I am going to boot myself temporarily for a period of time so I can rethink my wicked ways. When I return, I promise that I'll never again use sarcasm or dare to be condescending to any newb seeking the approval of more valuable members. God! I hate myself for being so foolish! However, I am so glad that I did not accidentally use the wrong gender-specific pronouns. I can only imagine the severity of such a backlash.
Please forgive my terrible infractions. I take back any kind of criticism I ever posted about Seymour Duncan pickups or their website. I swear that I was only trying to help improve things by offering my opinions as a long-time and experienced Seymour Duncan pickup user. How could I have been so stupid to not realize that Seymour Duncan pickups are perfect the way they are. The website is as near perfection as it could possibly be. I should have realized that my opinions as a single user of Seymour Duncan pickups can't possibly, in any way, reflect the opinions of other SD pickup users.
From here on out, I proclaim Seymour Duncan the absolute best, gold standard in guitar pickups! Dimarzios, Bareknuckle, Jim Wagner, David Allen, EMG, and everyone else are just insignificant wannabes in a big Seymour Duncan world. I am going to go upstairs and spit on every guitar that I installed another brand of pickup. Then I will burn them in Jimwii Hendrix fashion as a tribute to the great Seymour Duncan. (By the way, do I get brownie points if I post a video of my tribute on Ttter?")
I'm such a fool and shameless wretch. I hope that you can find it in your hearts to forgive all of my wrongdoings on this forum. Please don't discriminate against me because of my personality flaws. It must be some kind of handicap or birth defect that makes me believe in freedom, equality, fairness, and all of that other crazy jive. Oh dear lord what have I done?...
Wait, oh no! I'm so sorry I prayed to God for forgiveness. I swear that I didn't mean to offend anyone with my obscure religion. Please do not punish me for that. I swear I'll never do it again. There is only science, but even science isn't good enough to determine the frequency output of pickups, so it's better not to believe anything at all except what everyone else does. I'm not sure what that is exactly, so please someone help me understand so that I won't continue to offend people.
OK, so I'm going to go now on my quest for enlightenment and punish myself for not realizing my insignificance on this forum. How dare I think that I could give my honest, direct opinions after only a mere 10 months on this forum. People have told me before several times that I should play guitar more instead of posting on the forum. I was so dumb to think that they were just saying that because they don't know how much I practice already. Once again I failed to realize that what they were really saying is that only they can post as often as they want and on whatever topic they decide. The rest of us who are merely insignificant imbeciles in comparison should be playing guitar instead of engaging in the forum under the insidious presumption that we're equal members. Oh dear how I've failed so miserably. The agony of my humiliation is too much for one man to take. I will try to go on.
I'm just joking by the way. I thought I'd add some humor to the forum because I really have been too harsh on some people lately. I deserved the beating I got. I was mad at first, but I know Ginormous and SD are just trying to keep it clean.
Now I understand why he calls himself Ginormous, because he's a ginormous Internet man with ginormous moderation powers. Don't any of you get a big head. You remember to kneel and cower in the presence of moderators, and if they don't agree with something you said, you had better go delete it immediately, punish yourself, accept your double infractions and temporary ban with humility, and apologize profusely... and if they are gracious enough to allow you get to come back, make sure you grovel enough to gain the favor of self-important forum members. I just don't want to see anyone else suffer the same agonizing fate that I must now endure. Please spare yourselves this dreadful and humiliating punishment.
I thought that by joining this forum that I'd be an equal part of it, but I was too obtuse to realize that you have to fall in order, lick boots, and never, ever use sarcasm that might otherwise hurt someone's feelings online. Now I clearly understand that there is a pecking order and that not all members are considered equal. I've screwed up so badly that I fear it may take years and 20,000 groveling, bootlicking posts to make up for my wrongdoings.
Because of my careless, reckless behavior and selfish expectations of equality or fairness, I am going to boot myself temporarily for a period of time so I can rethink my wicked ways. When I return, I promise that I'll never again use sarcasm or dare to be condescending to any newb seeking the approval of more valuable members. God! I hate myself for being so foolish! However, I am so glad that I did not accidentally use the wrong gender-specific pronouns. I can only imagine the severity of such a backlash.
Please forgive my terrible infractions. I take back any kind of criticism I ever posted about Seymour Duncan pickups or their website. I swear that I was only trying to help improve things by offering my opinions as a long-time and experienced Seymour Duncan pickup user. How could I have been so stupid to not realize that Seymour Duncan pickups are perfect the way they are. The website is as near perfection as it could possibly be. I should have realized that my opinions as a single user of Seymour Duncan pickups can't possibly, in any way, reflect the opinions of other SD pickup users.
From here on out, I proclaim Seymour Duncan the absolute best, gold standard in guitar pickups! Dimarzios, Bareknuckle, Jim Wagner, David Allen, EMG, and everyone else are just insignificant wannabes in a big Seymour Duncan world. I am going to go upstairs and spit on every guitar that I installed another brand of pickup. Then I will burn them in Jimwii Hendrix fashion as a tribute to the great Seymour Duncan. (By the way, do I get brownie points if I post a video of my tribute on Ttter?")
I'm such a fool and shameless wretch. I hope that you can find it in your hearts to forgive all of my wrongdoings on this forum. Please don't discriminate against me because of my personality flaws. It must be some kind of handicap or birth defect that makes me believe in freedom, equality, fairness, and all of that other crazy jive. Oh dear lord what have I done?...
Wait, oh no! I'm so sorry I prayed to God for forgiveness. I swear that I didn't mean to offend anyone with my obscure religion. Please do not punish me for that. I swear I'll never do it again. There is only science, but even science isn't good enough to determine the frequency output of pickups, so it's better not to believe anything at all except what everyone else does. I'm not sure what that is exactly, so please someone help me understand so that I won't continue to offend people.
OK, so I'm going to go now on my quest for enlightenment and punish myself for not realizing my insignificance on this forum. How dare I think that I could give my honest, direct opinions after only a mere 10 months on this forum. People have told me before several times that I should play guitar more instead of posting on the forum. I was so dumb to think that they were just saying that because they don't know how much I practice already. Once again I failed to realize that what they were really saying is that only they can post as often as they want and on whatever topic they decide. The rest of us who are merely insignificant imbeciles in comparison should be playing guitar instead of engaging in the forum under the insidious presumption that we're equal members. Oh dear how I've failed so miserably. The agony of my humiliation is too much for one man to take. I will try to go on.
I'm just joking by the way. I thought I'd add some humor to the forum because I really have been too harsh on some people lately. I deserved the beating I got. I was mad at first, but I know Ginormous and SD are just trying to keep it clean.
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