Gibson Zoot Review

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I think everyone here has missed the most important info we got from his "review"; it has a red selector switch... Awesome!!!
 
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So he just told us what we already know, it has two humbuckers, and it's made out of laminated wood.

That's not true. None of us knew that it was awesome, let alone awesome^8.

Is it me or did the 2 second lick he played sound terribly out of tune?
 
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I like the YouTube cartoon, B2D. The only thing missing is the hate-filled 13-year-old boy speculating on another user's sexuality and suggesting that he kill himself. If I had a dollar for every time I've seen that, I'd be able to hire vigilantes to track down said hate-filled 13-year-olds and smack them around.

The other peeve about YouLube, of course, is the never-ending supply of useless "reviews" of guitar equipment. Here, watch my head-to-head review of the JB vs. the Duncan Distortion! I've got a Epiphone Les Paul --> Line 6 UberMetal --> Line 6 Spider III combo with "Insane" selected on both of them! It's awesome! Listen carefully as I botch the intro to "Killing in the Name" about twenty times in a row! Hear the difference on the video that I took with my web cam? It's awesome! The JB is so weak! The Distortion rules! It's awesome! BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Oh, yeah, back on topic: I think the guitar is ugly as hell. I really, really love a good Gibson, but I think I have a good sense of when to call them out. Laminated wood, and some ill-advised zebra finish. Sorry, Gibson, but it looks better on those goofy horses running around in Africa. For an SG, you can't go wrong with brown, cherry, or black.
 
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yeah you can't go wrong with brown, cherry or black

but you can be very very very very very BORING with brown cherry or black.

Gibson still makes their traditional ****. No reason to hate the new stuff.
 
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"It's fast"
"It's great"
"It's awsome" (x50)
"It's really fast"

Wanna start a pool for how long it will take this kid to get bored with his new toy?

I love how he starts off by saying "My parents are sleeping".
This is just a kid with a new toy, up late with nothing to do on a Saturday night.
 
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All I know that when I was his age, and it was a Saturday night, I had a guitar in hand but it wasn't to show it off on Youtube. I was at someone's house having a ball. Kids these days, man.
 
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All I know that when I was his age, and it was a Saturday night, I had a guitar in hand but it wasn't to show it off on Youtube. I was at someone's house having a ball. Kids these days, man.
Yes, I remember evenings over at a friend's house when I got my first electric. We thought we were gonna be rock stars. We got together often to just jam and to try to write songs. Unfortunately at the time I knew little about doing either, but eventually I learned.

When I was that kid's age, like him I was rockin' an expensive (for that time and certainly for a 16 year old kid) guitar, and like his Zoot Suit, a lot of guitarists point to my '79 Fender silver Anniversary Strat and say it's a joke.
 
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All I know that when I was his age, and it was a Saturday night, I had a guitar in hand but it wasn't to show it off on Youtube. I was at someone's house having a ball. Kids these days, man.

My thoughts exactly. Well, that, and the fact that the "Zoot Suit" looks even worse on video.
 
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dooshe kid from zoot suit review said:
this is my review of my brand new Gbson SG Zoot Suit guitar. It is fantastic.
it has: a 500T bridge pickup and a 496R pickup. this guitar will rock you to the core. This is my favorite guitar I have ever touched. please go to your local guitar shop, and play/buy this guitar....or don't buy this guitar so mine will become a valuable collectors item. thanx!

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