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[strat dude]

You know there is actual film of me playing a Green guitar at home naked if you are interested.

Mother of god I hope that guitar is hangin low
:lmao:

 

[Mincer]

I'll play them at home. Naked goes with everything.

True, but it would be a shame for the crowds not to hear and see it.

 

[strat dude]

What? Are there any of those not GAS worthy?

Of course they are, well some are :haha:. That ace LP would look great hanging on my wall, but you can wear the sparkle speedo when playing that one :naughty:.

 

[JOLLY]

You only live once, and you can't take your money with you when you die. Buy all of them.

 

[Aceman]

You only live once, and you can't take your money with you when you die. Buy all of them.

Jolly gets it. He really gets it!

 

[GuitarDoc]

Jolly gets it. He really gets it!

But then you'll wind up like me...a whole house full of cool guitars. But you can't play them all so they just sit there. What a waste.

 

[GuitarDoc]

What? Are there any of those not GAS worthy?

Yes, most of them. Especially the BC Rich and all the Deans.
But the metallic blue Ace and the ocean burst LP and the surf pearl Strat are nice.

I'm not necessarily a traditionalist just because I like those traditional body styles. I can certainly enjoy more modern styles (Heaven knows I've made a few), but those other ones are just ugly to me. But if you're a Kissologist, I can see why they'd be gas worthy. Just remember, there's only one way to cure gas...give in to it. So, congrats on your acquisition of those 11 new guitars! I'll be expecting to hear your reviews of them soon. Yes, all of them! All or none.

 

[JOLLY]

But then you'll wind up like me...a whole house full of cool guitars. But you can't play them all so they just sit there. What a waste.

But they look so nice hanging on the walls.

 

[solspirit]

I like the Oceanburst and the Schenker V. The others don't do anything for me, bit you're not me so just do it up.

 

[Aceman]

You know, every day you can take a different one off the wall and play it...

 

[ErikH]

The only one of all of those that appeals to me strongly is the Strat. The Green LP is cool but not my first choice. Everybody needs a good Strat. They are not all clank, much to someone's belief.

 

[solspirit]

The only one of all of those that appeals to me strongly is the Strat. The Green LP is cool but not my first choice. Everybody needs a good Strat. They are not all clank, much to someone's belief.

Definitely no clank with that one.

 

[Clint 55]

Ok jangle and clank. Unless you use the neck pickup only.

Btw I'm talking about sss config. Not the guitar itself.

 

[ErikH]

Yeah, I know. SSS config can sound really fat depending on how you have it set up and use for a bridge pickup. A plate under the bridge pickup makes a huge difference. Or a slightly hotter wind.

 

[Aceman]

Yngwie says "WTF is this clank - you must suck"

 

[Clint 55]

I hate sss config to play myself while the strat is my favorite guitar. Yngwie's tone is outstanding tho.

 

[Mr. B]

You need an SG, but you need to put Duncan 59's in it instead of the Whole Lotta Humbuckers.

 

[solspirit]

I hate sss config to play myself while the strat is my favorite guitar. Yngwie's tone is outstanding tho.

He always used stacks not single coils as far as I know.

 

[solspirit]

I hate sss config to play myself while the strat is my favorite guitar. Yngwie's tone is outstanding tho.

I don't like SSS either and the Strat shape is the best ever.

 

[Aceman]

You need an SG, but you need to put Duncan 59's in it instead of the Whole Lotta Humbuckers.

DO tell....