I like Electric Guitars.

[Robert S.]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

Everybody knows that the electric kazoo is the only true instrument for getting the ladies.

 

[wanmei1]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

When I have a craving to for an acoustic sound, i go outside and punch a tree until my fists are bloody then plug in my SG and rock out like a man!!

Alternatively you could plug in an Electric / Acoustic and play "Tip Toe Through The Tulips " like Tiny Tim !

 

[JordanM82]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

whoa there Duncan Donuts, stay on topic. How do YOU get cheap groupies to shamelessly throw themselves at you?

and Timmy: you start by playing a chick's favorite song on acoustic guitar, the next thing you know you're wearing her pants. There's only one kinda guy who cares if his feelings are getting through:

Everyone around me at work is looking at me like I have just lost my mind because I just randomly burst out into laughter... that one caught me WAY off guard... GREAT STUFF!

 

[ImmortalSix]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

moral of the story; if you want preppy flat chested air heads to control you, go on ahead & become Dave Matthews

otherwise, learn to solo like JP

Post of the Day!:clap:

 

[ImmortalSix]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

BTW, I like electric guitars too; too much. What the hell do I need 5 electric guitars for? I can't hardly play Freebird worth a ****

 

[Empty Pockets]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

I WOULD NEVER play "Freebird" for free or fun so don't feel bad man, you can rock a lot harder than Skynyrd one-handed.

 

[gnoj_LL]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

i hear good tones from other's acoustic guitars too.

but i find an eletric to be more dynamic, well at least for playing style.

well i guess it depends on what tone your after for..

 

[drew_half_empty]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

Alternatively you could plug in an Electric / Acoustic and play "Tip Toe Through The Tulips " like Tiny Tim !

dude what the hell are you talking about?

 

[Empty Pockets]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

Everybody knows that the electric kazoo is the only true instrument for getting the ladies.

No no no -- the trick is to get the ladies to play your electric kazoo.

 

[Johtosotku]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

I really like the electric guitars, but what I love even more is the amplifiers, the things that truly make up the sound and the feeling that your bass heavy picking is messing up with your heartbeat. I have enough guitars already, but I don't believe that I can ever have enough amps and cabs. Especially when my hearing goes down!

 

[ModestCargo]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

no man, see, it's like this

girls like acoustic guitars, sure, but an acoustic player is what they call "relationship material," and basically they just want you to learn songs they know & become their jukebox/*****.

if you play electric well, ones with bigger boobs will flock to you, expect to be cheated on, and have already learned that you're not there to be their jukebox. Furthermore, they know that if they show up at your house without enough beer for your entire band they're not welcome.

moral of the story; if you want preppy flat chested air heads to control you, go on ahead & become Dave Matthews

otherwise, learn to solo like JP

This dude knows the score.

 

[El Dunco]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

No no no -- the trick is to get the ladies to play your skin kazoo.

fixed.

 

[Empty Pockets]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

hmmm risque.

 

[Yngwiestein]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

Everybody knows that the electric kazoo is the only true instrument for getting the ladies.

+1

 

[rckstr22]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

I like em so much I even bought a couple.

liked em' so much i even sold some for a new one....


electric guitar is the way to express yourself...just differently than acoustic

 

[gnoj_LL]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

sorry for my ignorance but what is an electric kazoo?

 

[El Dunco]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

A kazoo with added satan.

 

[skyydogg01]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

this thread has my vote for thread of the year!!!

 

[wanmei1]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

this thread has my vote for thread of the year!!!

Well it has my vote for thread of the decade ! - any advance ?

 

[drew_half_empty]

Re: I like Electric Guitars.

Well it has my vote for thread of the decade ! - any advance ?

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