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So, uh... think of a guy like me, who plays traditional designs 100% of the time (Strats, my Les Paul and my 339) and have never tried anything avantgarde, not even a Parker or a Steinberger.
How would you explain playing one of those to me? What kind of sounds come out of it?
I guess it's like describing green to a blind person, but you can try. :)

I'm so intrigued by those wacky, uber expensive designs, and chances are I'll never play one. I'd really appreciate your impressions on that.

Well, the best way I describe it is that the balance is excellent, so it is like holding nothing at all. Every aspect of the guitar is designed to use the least amount of effort to accomplish a task. They are all generally lightweight, too, so they don't hurt after 4 hours. The headless guitars just make more sense to tune by the bridge, with a much higher tuning ratio- string changes take just a few seconds (double ball).
The other thing is, I love modern design that just works really well, as if every aspect of the guitar was thought out with no concessions to past instruments.
 
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PRS Private Stock Santana in this finish

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At 10K or so, I'd rather hunt down a good '50s LP JR or "bargain" Goldtop with p90s. I've been fortunate enough to hunt down and own my *old white whale (Gibson KS 336) after lusting for it 10 years. Other than wanting some reasonable vintage pieces, I'm pretty happy with my guitars at the moment.


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Well, the best way I describe it is that the balance is excellent, so it is like holding nothing at all. Every aspect of the guitar is designed to use the least amount of effort to accomplish a task. They are all generally lightweight, too, so they don't hurt after 4 hours. The headless guitars just make more sense to tune by the bridge, with a much higher tuning ratio- string changes take just a few seconds (double ball).
The other thing is, I love modern design that just works really well, as if every aspect of the guitar was thought out with no concessions to past instruments.

i get all that. i like and appreciate it for the design... i can sorta understand the feedback switch, i guess, if i really try but the broken cable switch?
 
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i get all that. i like and appreciate it for the design... i can sorta understand the feedback switch, i guess, if i really try but the broken cable switch?

Talking to the designer, the idea was to replicate the 'sounds' of all of the cheap 60's guitars that the target market grew up with. A broken cable is part of that sound. But hey, I dig the outside-of-the-box thinking. And it makes sense that a guitarist like David Torn was one of his biggest endorsers.
 
I want a REAL '58

I want a REAL '58

A real 1958 Explorer. Probably have the next best thing but I will never afford one of those. Hope to play one someday but to own one would be Powerball money.

1977 Hamer Standard Custom AKA WhackHead

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I will have to face the fact that I will never own anything over 500 dollars.

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A natural maple topped Hamer Standard or Shishkov Ultimate. Weird that a hardcore Tele guy's dream guitar is an fancy Explorer copy, but I've coveted the Zandard since the first time I saw it at the Philly Spectrum in 1979(?).

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...a perfect guitar. They all get issues. Never had a guitar that didn't have something go bad on it electronically and/or physically without provocation. Aside from those types of issues, most of them have an annoying feature or two that either can't be fixed or would cost more than it's worth to deal with.

Yes, I've been seeing life as glass half empty for a few months now.
 
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A natural maple topped Hamer Standard or Shishkov Ultimate. Weird that a hardcore Tele guy's dream guitar is an fancy Explorer copy, but I've coveted the Zandard since the first time I saw it at the Philly Spectrum in 1979(?).

Spotted this one online one time and somehow actually ended up with it a few years later. Dagwood a 2001 Hamer Standard Custom. Mike used this photoshopped Trans Red as a base to make my Shishkov like.
 

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I have a few dreams:

A Gibson LP Purple Widow. (Would also accept blue)

https://www.long-mcquade.com/files/44089/lg_af2e047cf2b780fb9c1c7b1e57bce0d5.jpg

http://68.media.tumblr.com/d134b7da839cce2dcb087bf89af0c769/tumblr_mgsr14Z7OG1reffiao1_1280.jpg

A purple or black quilt top Hamer Standard or Shiskov Ultimate
http://photobucket.com/gallery/http...ishkov/Shishkovs 31415 2_zpsltl9ddop.jpg.html

Also would like a custom made Charvel with black flame or quilt top, truss adjust at the heel, hum/single, floyd with Stone Tone Block and some other choice specs
 
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I'd love an original Parker Fly. An early 80's Howard Roberts Fusion would be cool, too (see, I can be traditional...kinda).
 
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I'd love an original Parker Fly. An early 80's Howard Roberts Fusion would be cool, too (see, I can be traditional...kinda).

One of my regrets is not picking up a used Epiphone Howard Roberts I found around ten years ago at a killer price. I was buying way too much gear at the time and could not justify the purchase. In retropect I should have grabbed it.
 
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The Epi versions were really nice, too. It was a design that never really caught on, but should have.
 
Zandard Rules!!!

Zandard Rules!!!

A natural maple topped Hamer Standard or Shishkov Ultimate. Weird that a hardcore Tele guy's dream guitar is an fancy Explorer copy, but I've coveted the Zandard since the first time I saw it at the Philly Spectrum in 1979(?).

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I was surprised to find out how much of this guitar, Zandard, is Live At Budokan. When I got a DVD of the show the album is from there is 0004 in most of the songs. Yet, 0000, the Cherry Burst is almost always the one photographed from that time period. That would be another one I will resign myself to never owning. Here it is on display at Rick's Picks, a museum exhibit he did for about 6 months in Rockford.

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Would love one of these too, I've got 4 sons and would like to leave a guitar to each of them, so far I have the 650XL and an RG550,
good excuse to own one too :)

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I've got 4 sons and would like to leave a guitar to each of them

I have thought about this myself. I have one son and 20 guitars. He doesn't even play. As long as they don't go to the sister's bonehead boyfriend I am good. I would rather them go through a wood chipper than have that waste of skin touch my guitars. A couple of guys on this site have put in waivers on my black Iceman in the event of my demise.
 
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Please forward a current list of items
That I may choose what bequest I have
 
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Please forward a current list of items
That I may choose what bequest I have

Don't be so lazy Ed you can go through my old posts and make a list if you really want them.
 
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