Let's REVIEW those pedal boards you are using right now.

[beaubrummels]

He can pull off 'Fly To The Angels' if you toss him a few biscuits.

How do you tune the biscuits to get the right pitch?

 

[jeremy]

 

[Aceman]

He can pull off 'Fly To The Angels' if you toss him a few biscuits.

Man - would you SHOP the dog in there or crop the photo?!?!?!?!?!

I'd really like to review/rip this board - but I have standards....seriously.

 

[Aceman]

Jeremy - I watched this TWICE. There is not a single pedal, let alone a board, in the whole vid. I expect better from you. Disappoint.

 

[jeremy]

if we are talking about flying songs, i prefer that one to fly to the angels. and theres a chandelier at nipple height. your disappoint... meh. lower expectations lead to less disappointment

 

[Aceman]

if we are talking about flying songs, i prefer that one to fly to the angels. and theres a chandelier at nipple height. your disappoint... meh. lower expectations lead to less disappointment

I don't know....at least a pedal, or a board, seems pretty low as pedal board threads go.


To be fair, a number of people did fail to meet this smallest of requirements....

 

[Demanic]

Gee, I wonder whom that could be..

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[Demanic]

Is “whom” really the word you want?

Maybe, maybe not. After all, it's been 30+ years since I studied grammar, and it's entirely possible that I may possibly have forgotten some.

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[Demanic]

Ace lives to stir the pot.

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[beaubrummels]

You aren't done. No posting until done.

 

[Aceman]

Shows massive board in attempt not to appear as a pedal whore. You aren't even fooling yourself on this one.

 

[jeremy]

Ace won’t rest until I post a pic of some common pedals that everyone has owned.

anyone else got one of these?

 

[80's_Thrash_Metal]

Alright Bob, I humbly present my board for review.

 

[Aceman]

Alright Bob, I humbly present my board for review.

We'll discuss the Pink Elephant in the room in a moment.

Let me tell you what I like;

1. Classic wood / Home-self made.
2. The 'green pedals' on one side and the metallics on the left. I really like the aesthetic here. The Green Korg is a really nice touch.
3. Nice brand blend. I believe you got the pedals that YOU need
4. I like the apparent Order (hold on to that thought...)
5. Nice wire tuck
6. I like the CFH, Wylde, and Decimator "loud pedals" motif as well
7. Good Pedal spacing - generally speaking

Now - first issue. This is the board of someone playing fairly lead, and allegedly, bad@$$ metal. I in no way, shape, or form believe that the women who dig whatever this board plays wear pretty pink thongs like that, or that they are that clean. In fact, I suspect black stripper g strings are more the fashion, if they wear underwear at all. The bigger issue is that you thought you could distract me with panties and hoped I wouldn't notice the gaping hole on the board that is crying out for one more pedal. It could be green or metallic or both. This board is one (maybe two....) pedal short of awesome.

Before I pass judgement one other small but incredibly important issue -

Metal Master, East River. explain the signal path of both of these all the way to the amp. everything riding on this. You have two chances to win. Every other possible answer results in total epic fail of shame.

 

[80's_Thrash_Metal]

I in no way, shape, or form believe that the women who dig whatever this board plays wear pretty pink thongs like that, or that they are that clean. In fact, I suspect black stripper g strings are more the fashion, if they wear underwear at all.

There is probably a lot of truth to that.

The East river gets used 96% of the time, and it sits in front of the Digitech, as my main dirt into a dirty amp.

The Digitech is really only on there for a backup in case something goes wrong with my pre amp/tubes on stage I can jump this into the loop real quick or the clean channel..... And that much gain and compression will do in a pinch OR.... If I'm just feeling like human cruelty and melting faces off on any particular night.

I do have room to add, I've got an octave or something fun in mind....

 

[Drak]

It was quite challenging not getting my bare feet in the pic, which would, I suppose, be points deducted...
Of course, my feet are quite handsome, OTOH.

 

[CaptainWhizz]

I do have room to add, I've got an octave or something fun in mind....

My initial thought was a Bass or Russian Big Muff, but I’m not sure that would fit with your sound. There are a couple of octave fuzzes that are green too.

 

[NegativeEase]

It was quite challenging not getting my bare feet in the pic, which would, I suppose, be points deducted...
Of course, my feet are quite handsome, OTOH.

Please tell me these fold up like an accordion bellows into one pedal case on wheels.:lmao:

 

[Aceman]

. The Digitech is really only on there for a backup in case something goes wrong with my pre amp/tubes on stage I can jump this into the loop real quick or the clean channel.....

And that was one of the acceptable answers I was looking for. Otherwise, it could have gotten ugly.

My review stands. MM in the loop is OK. I still think this was a sad excuse to simultaneously reveal your panty fetish and try to conceal a board that needs one more pedal...but sonically, logistically, and aesthetically I like it.

 

[Aceman]

It was quite challenging not getting my bare feet in the pic, which would, I suppose, be points deducted...
Of course, my feet are quite handsome, OTOH.

One per customer please.