OK first I should say........it was a joke, but the real answer is use the right gear for the right venue. I have a Fender Super Reverb, a Deluxe Reverb, a Marshall 900, Bogner Shiva and a Komet 60. Each of these amps work well for a variety of situations. Some don't work well at all. I could never use my Komet in a small bar, I would blow the walls down (That could be fun though). Out of all the amps I have I would probably use the Deluxe Reverb for bars and small gigs. The Marshall 900 would give me a little more balls, but the Shiva and the Komet are both beautiful sounding amps and I find that Attunuators tend to get in the way of that, so I would prefer to use an amp that has the right sound and volume control for the room.