Oiled my neck last night....

[LReese]

Massaged it in, rubbed it off with a soft, luxurious towel. It was bumpy.

Sounds almost pornographic..

Well it looks like a million bucks anyway.

 

[crusty philtrum]

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It was bumpy.

The towel or your neck ? Or the process ?

 

[LReese]

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Everything was bumpy (Towel, Neck, Process) - Am I diseased? :eek5:

 

[Jocelyn]

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Hope u did not use fish oil ( sorry could not resit that after Kramersteen thread.)

 

[LReese]

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Hope u did not use fish oil ( sorry could not resit that after Kramersteen thread.)

Good one - Don't be sorry... This thread is meant to be light hearted.

It was actually "Boar Oil". Taken from Hogzilla right after he was shot. Ya - That's the ticket! Also has the 'Tusk" nut from Hogzilla.

 

[CTN]

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Love oiled necks.

I'm currently Danish oiling a bass neck, and i've got two more guitar necks waiting to get oiled.

 

[LReese]

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You using 'Great Dane' oil? Its the only oil suitable for a big job like that.

 

[CTN]

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yup. they take whole great danes and wring out all their oils. I hear it makes the wood have more bark in the low mids.

 

[LReese]

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Wight!

Did you notice the wood in the neck now has bigger balls? Clean ones.

 

[blueman335]

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Massaged it in, rubbed it off with a soft, luxurious towel. It was bumpy.

Sounds almost pornographic.

You really need a girlfriend, and soon.

 

[LReese]

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You know the saying 'Its cheaper to keep her'?

Its FAR cheaper to never have her in the 1st place.

 

[Dr. Vegetable]

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"Women are like cars... In the final analysis, it's cheaper to rent than to own."

 

[blueman335]

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"Women are like cars... In the final analysis, it's cheaper to rent than to own."

There's a saying: 'Sex for free is far more expensive than sex for money.'

 

[LReese]

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There's a saying: 'Sex for free is far more expensive than sex for money.'

BTW - I'm oiling another right now.

 

[crguti]

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What's the purpose of oiling the neck?

 

[925SS]

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What's the purpose of oiling the neck?

When she tries to throttle you for treating her like a prostitute, she won't be able to get a grip:lmao::lmao:

 

[astrozombie]

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[TheLivingDead]

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[LReese]

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If you insist... But I must warn you its not safe for work!

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Don't say I didn't warn ya.

 

[LReese]

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If you insist... But I must warn you its not safe for work!

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Don't say I didn't warn ya.