Pig Hog Cables

Oh, great. Just great. Now we need cozies for our armored guitar cables. And I think you know which industry is going to be picking up the slack once again.

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Cable cozies.

There's the ol' entrepreneurial spirit - I like how you think.
 
The above cable only allows the approved snooze blooze frequencies through.

Any tapping, legato, arpeggios or pentatonic scales (played slower than 180bpms) will get blocked by the patented "No Shred" block end.

And don't bother with Diminished runs; try that, and it will convert your notes into "Mustang Sally".

But better be wearing a fedora with shades when purchasing, or they won't sell one to ya.
 
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