Play, Keep or Wood Chipper?

[solspirit]

Classic album, even if it is kinda derivative

My intended reference

 

[Aceman]

SG Supremes:
Keep the Black - that think is SECKS!
Play the burst, reminds me of my Topaz LP
Chip the Burgundy mess

Whatever the next was:
Keep the Fender - that thing is all sorts of cool
Play the Shark - interesting enough to try
Chip the Razor - Judas Priest wouldn't have used that on British Steel

 

[Mincer]

I kinda like the Shark.
I'd play the Fender.
I'd chip the stupid razor thing.

 

[jeremy]

razor goes in the chip bin, dang that thing is horrible
play the shark, keep the fender?

 

[beaubrummels]

Ewww. Uh.

Keep the Fender

Play the Andreas

Chip the Schecter, then chip the chips, then chip those, then burn it. Dumbest looking guitar I've seen in months.

+1 (Didn't even want to have to type it.)

 

[Sirion]

Play the Fender. I rather like the looks of that one.
Keep the Schecter for Judas Priest reference.
Chip the Andreas.

 

[GuitarStv]

The Fender performer is cool. I'd keep that just for the weirdness of not having a neck pickup. Andreas guitars looks like it would be comfy to play, so I'd give her a whirl. The other abomination goes in a steel smelter after it jams up the wood chipper.

 

[jeremy]

yeah, its kinda like the performer has a middle/neck pup and middle/bridge pup. and theyre weird pups to boot

 

[Securb]

Eastman D'Ambrosio

Balaguer Espada Baritone

Born OG Carve

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[Mincer]

I might keep the Eastman.
Play the Espada
Chip the OG

...but I might also just sell them all and buy a clarinet.

 

[GuitarStv]

Stop googling melted guitars Securb.

 

[Seashore]

I'll keep the Born since I have a soft spot for things that remind me of belugas.

I suppose I would play the Eastman out of sheer curiosity even though it's hideous.

That means I have to chip the Balaguer even though it's the closest to being "my thing" by a mile. Sad. If only I didn't like belugas so much.

 

[jeremy]

keep the born, looks like something id enjoy playing and similar to a guitar i built myself 20+ years ago
play the balaguer, looks cool but i already have one baritone i dont use much so dont need another
chip the eastman, goldfoils + weird trem = yuk dont like the finish either.

i love ry cooder's slide playing and tone, but real gold foils have never done anything for me. the fake ones dont really hit me much better.

 

[beaubrummels]

Chip the Eastman
Play the Born
Keep the Balaguer

or maybe Play the Balaguer and Keep the Born

 

[NotDemanic]

You couldn't pay me to play any of those.
I wouldn't even chip them.
I'd just walk away.

 

[Securb]

Chip the Eastman faux Tele bridge is a non-starter for me
Play the Balaguer
Keep the Born I am not crazy about the tailpiece but I could actually use that guitar in my set.
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[Aceman]

Keep the OG. I doing it.

Play the Espada. Never tried a Bari.

Chip the Eastman. Looks like a failed UFO guitar project.

 

[Securb]

Au natural, stripped and raw

2024 USA Signature Phil Collen PC1

1980 Gibson Les Paul Standard 2-piece Natural Maple Flame Top

2024 EVH Wolfgang USA 5A Flame Maple Top Natural

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[jeremy]

chip wolfie
play phil
keep the lp

the wolfie and phil look great and im sure are great, i dont wanna deal with a floyd

 

[Seashore]

chip wolfie
play phil
keep the lp

the wolfie and phil look great and im sure are great, i dont wanna deal with a floyd

All of this is correct