Somebody Please Stop Me!! Or Talk Me Into It Or Something!!

JOLLY

Super Simonologist
I've been totally jonesin for an Explorer for years and years and years. This is the one I want. All I gotta do is drop my gold covered set of 59's in it. Somebody please stop me, or talk me into it or something. It's really not that hard to twist my arm.

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JOLLY said:
It's really not that hard to twist my arm.


It is from about 800 miles away.
 
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JOLLY said:
I've been totally jonesin for an Explorer for years and years and years. This is the one I want. All I gotta do is drop my gold covered set of 59's in it. Somebody please stop me, or talk me into it or something. It's really not that hard to twist my arm.

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Hey buddy....We only live once(Thank God).....I say go for it....Great lookin axe! It's you Jolly... :dance: :laugh2:
 
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You need a 57' RI Goldtop ya hippy redneck.
 
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STRATDELUXER97 said:
Hey buddy....We only live once(Thank God).....I say go for it....Great lookin axe! It's you Jolly... :dance: :laugh2:

Now we're gettin somewhere!!
 
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JOLLY said:
Now we're gettin somewhere!!

Hey Jolly....Tell that "Jeff" character where he can stick that Gold Top Les Paul! DOH...... :newangel:

Ducking under the computer table... :laugh2:

:wall:
 
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STRATDELUXER97 said:
Hey Jolly....Tell that "Jeff" character where he can stick that Gold Top Les Paul! DOH...... :newangel:

Ducking under the computer table... :laugh2:

:wall:

Well, he can stick it in it's case and ship it to me....lol. I figure they'll be making the 57 RI's for a bit, but they might not these. Besides, I gotta Les Paul or two already.
 
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Like they haven't been making Exploreres for 30 years. I must have missed the "world wide shortage of Explorers" report.
 
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1 Gibson Explorer = 100 bottles of ****el
 
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Life is too short to deny yourself some badass guitar-age.
 
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Jeff_H said:
Like they haven't been making Exploreres for 30 years. I must have missed the "world wide shortage of Explorers" report.

alright smartass.....what I meant was the ones in natural with gold hardware.
 
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Put some of your unplayed axes on Ebay, and make your new Explorer FREE!
I'd get that exact one in the picture....must be a woodgrain one, not white or black IMO.
Also, I'd be partial to having nickel or gold covered humbuckers, not open coils, just to make it look more classy.
 
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Buy It Jolly!!!!!!
 
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Man I wanted and Exp so bad,got a Hamer Standard that was so lovely but I could not get a tone I was totally pleased with. It did not sing in the way I hoped. I tried pickups, magnets, pots, tone caps, everything.... I have since picked up a V that I love so much more. I think it has so much more 'sing' to it. I love radical looks on guitars and surely there are great tones to be found on an Explorer but for me maybe there was just too much wood. The V was so much easier to dial in. It was just an Epi too, I liked it better than the Gibby 67 RI and the Faded V I tried out. For 200.00 with case used this guitar is the shiz.
 
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I think you should buy it, then sell an old guitar on ebay. You can then donate the money from selling the guitar to me, and I can use it to buy a guitar that's not made out of plywood, or a Charvel neck. It's your choice.
 
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Just think of how effin metal you'll be with that thing slung around your neck!

Explorers are the sickest guitar shape ever invented. Buy it. Buy two.
 
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buy the explorer. NOW!
 
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