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I actually have 2 or 3 Teles, and I really like them...most especially the snappy tone. But I prefer the feel of a Strat and the warmth of a LP when I want it. So my #1 is a Schecter C1 with a P-Rails bridge pup...I have close to a Strat feel, the mahogany warmth of the LP, and with my P-Rails and Triple Shot I can get a pretty good Tele bite with the Rail coil. The best combination of all worlds.
My latest build was a fluorescent orange Tele which I really love and enjoy playing. I only wish now that I would have cut a belly relief and arm contour into it.
But, yes, I'm not much of a cat fan.