The Well LXXXX: To Nothingness and beyond!
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The Drama Dude
Re: The Well LXXXX: To Nothingness and beyond!
Clearly, the truck driver was distracted by this young man standing in a park stark naked, sewing himself a tux. As you can tell by the cop wearing a winter hat, it's cold there. Either the shrinkage or the erect nipples of the young man must have caught the truck driver's eyes. In a fit of shock and/or awe, the truck driver lost control, did 5 360s and a 180, and went ass first into that river bank. By the time the cops showed up, the young man had finished his tux. In the picture he proudly shows off the machine that made this feat possible.
Ok this one is a little strange. What happens here is that the pantsless guy wants pants. badly. He wants them so badly, he's willing to use the power of his newly conceived baby. So he hooks up his girlfriend's uterus to a small nuclear generator (controlled by a seriously drab grey/green control panel) via her belly button, and prays to the fluffy yellow elephant trunk penis god to grant him the pants he so desires. suddenly, the fluffy yellow elephant trunk penis god appears, behind him, but all is not well. You see, the fluffy yellow elephant trunk penis god is fluffy for a reason. He has a brother too, called Smooth yellow elephant trunk penis god. Why is one smooth and one fluffy you ask? It's quite simple really. Fluffy guy is flamboyantly gay. He has no intention of giving the poor pantsless guy pants at all. He's just going to have his way with him and leave the poor girlfriend with an emotionally traumatized significant other.
Remember, boys and girls, next time you want pants, pray to the smooth yellow elephant trunk penis god, or else you'll wish you were a prison b!tch for the rest of your life!
Clearly, the truck driver was distracted by this young man standing in a park stark naked, sewing himself a tux. As you can tell by the cop wearing a winter hat, it's cold there. Either the shrinkage or the erect nipples of the young man must have caught the truck driver's eyes. In a fit of shock and/or awe, the truck driver lost control, did 5 360s and a 180, and went ass first into that river bank. By the time the cops showed up, the young man had finished his tux. In the picture he proudly shows off the machine that made this feat possible.
Ok this one is a little strange. What happens here is that the pantsless guy wants pants. badly. He wants them so badly, he's willing to use the power of his newly conceived baby. So he hooks up his girlfriend's uterus to a small nuclear generator (controlled by a seriously drab grey/green control panel) via her belly button, and prays to the fluffy yellow elephant trunk penis god to grant him the pants he so desires. suddenly, the fluffy yellow elephant trunk penis god appears, behind him, but all is not well. You see, the fluffy yellow elephant trunk penis god is fluffy for a reason. He has a brother too, called Smooth yellow elephant trunk penis god. Why is one smooth and one fluffy you ask? It's quite simple really. Fluffy guy is flamboyantly gay. He has no intention of giving the poor pantsless guy pants at all. He's just going to have his way with him and leave the poor girlfriend with an emotionally traumatized significant other.
Remember, boys and girls, next time you want pants, pray to the smooth yellow elephant trunk penis god, or else you'll wish you were a prison b!tch for the rest of your life!
Kam
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Re: The Well LXXXX: To Nothingness and beyond!
:haha:
:haha: :lmao: :haha:
I am sated.
:haha:
:haha: :lmao: :haha:
I am sated.
woemoejack
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Re: The Well LXXXX: To Nothingness and beyond!
what would be the full specs of your signature guitar and what company would make it?
what would be the full specs of your signature guitar and what company would make it?
CTN
The Drama Dude
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The Drama Dude
Re: The Well LXXXX: To Nothingness and beyond!
Specs below, and most likely Jackson, since it is a Jackson body shape, BUT I will not have any of that nonsensical volume knob right under the bridge pickup mumbo jumbo. It's the most functionally daft thing I've ever seen on a guitar (for me anyway)
Body:
--Shape: Jackson Kelly Neck through
--wings: White Korina
--top: 1/4" bookmatched flame maple, beveled edges
--finish: brilliant matte white or see-through, high-gloss brown/black burst, Nitro Lacquer in both cases
Neck:
--back wood (neck through): Mahogany/Maple/mahog/maple/mahog 5 piece laminate, no heel, definitely a volute.
--headstock: custom, similar to a regular Jackson, but a matching the curves of the Kelly a bit better. Sorta similar shape to the lower front horn of the Kelly.
--back shape: Thin C, 0.77" first fret, 0.83" 12th fret
--fretboard wood:Ziricote
--frets: 24 medium jumbo
--radius: 10-14" compound radius
--scale: 25"
--inlays: some sort of custom graphic at the 12th fret, nothing else.
--finish: tung oil, headstock matched to body
--logo: ebony or maple inlay, depending on which body finish I choose.
Hardware/Electronics:
Bridge/nut: Gotoh floyd rose, 1-5/8" nut (black)
Tuners: Schaller M6 minis (black)
Knobs: Black speed knob
Pickups (both black):
--bridge:Full Shred or Duncan Custom depending on how warm or bright the guitar is
--neck:Hot stack, Hot Rails, or Cool Rails, haven't decided yet. I want something with a really bright single coil-like glassy attack and sound, but hum-cancelling, and able to stand up to the output of the bridge 'bucker.
Controls:
--500k CTS volume
--three-way gibson style pickup selector switch
--mini toggle onboard active clean boost, variable with a trim pot inside.
yep, that'd be one sweet axe.
Specs below, and most likely Jackson, since it is a Jackson body shape, BUT I will not have any of that nonsensical volume knob right under the bridge pickup mumbo jumbo. It's the most functionally daft thing I've ever seen on a guitar (for me anyway)
Body:
--Shape: Jackson Kelly Neck through
--wings: White Korina
--top: 1/4" bookmatched flame maple, beveled edges
--finish: brilliant matte white or see-through, high-gloss brown/black burst, Nitro Lacquer in both cases
Neck:
--back wood (neck through): Mahogany/Maple/mahog/maple/mahog 5 piece laminate, no heel, definitely a volute.
--headstock: custom, similar to a regular Jackson, but a matching the curves of the Kelly a bit better. Sorta similar shape to the lower front horn of the Kelly.
--back shape: Thin C, 0.77" first fret, 0.83" 12th fret
--fretboard wood:Ziricote
--frets: 24 medium jumbo
--radius: 10-14" compound radius
--scale: 25"
--inlays: some sort of custom graphic at the 12th fret, nothing else.
--finish: tung oil, headstock matched to body
--logo: ebony or maple inlay, depending on which body finish I choose.
Hardware/Electronics:
Bridge/nut: Gotoh floyd rose, 1-5/8" nut (black)
Tuners: Schaller M6 minis (black)
Knobs: Black speed knob
Pickups (both black):
--bridge:Full Shred or Duncan Custom depending on how warm or bright the guitar is
--neck:Hot stack, Hot Rails, or Cool Rails, haven't decided yet. I want something with a really bright single coil-like glassy attack and sound, but hum-cancelling, and able to stand up to the output of the bridge 'bucker.
Controls:
--500k CTS volume
--three-way gibson style pickup selector switch
--mini toggle onboard active clean boost, variable with a trim pot inside.
yep, that'd be one sweet axe.
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Lucid_Lunatic
Rebelyellologist
Re: The Well LXXXX: To Nothingness and beyond!
Do you shave your nuts?
Do you shave your nuts?
Lucid_Lunatic
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Re: The Well LXXXX: To Nothingness and beyond!
If you made a plaster cast of your junk, who would you send it to?
If you made a plaster cast of your junk, who would you send it to?
Lucid_Lunatic
Rebelyellologist
Re: The Well LXXXX: To Nothingness and beyond!
How many beers have I drank today?
How many beers have I drank today?
Lucid_Lunatic
Rebelyellologist
Re: The Well LXXXX: To Nothingness and beyond!
Have you ever seen a picture of Col. Sanders choking his chicken?
Have you ever seen a picture of Col. Sanders choking his chicken?
Kam
Shaftologist
Re: The Well LXXXX: To Nothingness and beyond!
Do you hope the next question Lucid asks is 'Would you like to?'.
Do you hope the next question Lucid asks is 'Would you like to?'.
CTN
The Drama Dude
Re: The Well LXXXX: To Nothingness and beyond!
"cool"
jeez, I hope so. It'd be kinda crappy if Humans are the best that the universe could come up with.
15?
nope, but I saw a video of Karl Sanders gushing over his V.
"cool"
jeez, I hope so. It'd be kinda crappy if Humans are the best that the universe could come up with.
I dunno....nobody does!
Windows XP pro, cuz it's stable. Or Mac. If I knew more about linux/had used it more often, I might go with that.
Alt+tab
once in a while when it gets a little too jungle like.
:headbang: ...isn't it obvious why?
YOU
15?
nope, but I saw a video of Karl Sanders gushing over his V.
definitely not.
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