I think I can make a strat or tele for 1000 bucks. handmade, in NL, with premium parts.
Let me think:
body: 80
neck + fretboard+ frets + trussrod + nut: 150
tuners: 40
pickups: 100
trem: 80
Subtotal: 450
Stuff like sandpaper, glue, lacquer (any color, open pore nitro): 50
Total: 500
That leaves me 500 as my own wage. If I can squeeze out the guitar under 15 hours, I will make a small profit.
Add a Mono Sleeve (+150) and shipping, and for 1250 bucks you've got a handmade strat to your (basic) specs.
High gloss, though, is more expensive, since that takes WAY more work.
I can make you an LP with specs like this, for 1350 (100 extra for the top). Any color, as long as it remains open pore satin.
Who wants to play ball and order such a basic guitar?