amps that sound bad...

[kneadmomunny]

funny inuendos.

well i stuck my bad monkey on top of my johnson so that i could feed both into my gorilla.

so i end up feeding my johnson to my bad monkey and then take it and feed it into my gorilla and from there i plug my johnson 10 into the back of my gorilla.

then i set up the mic so that it records me playing my johnson and the noise coming from the johnson on top of the gorilla in the corner of the room.

:smack:

so i was telling this story to a friend of mine trying to work out some eq issues and some guy hears this and stumbles almost taking out an entire crowd of people.

i guess if you didnt know jack about guitars it would sound like a very interesting conversation. there was also some parts about having the johnson 10 clean and plugging it into the back of the dirty gorilla or something like that. but i don't really remember that word for word.


what would you do if you heard this conversation and knew virtually nothing about guitars? this guy just stared at me and my friend for like five minutes until we moved.

 

[LesStrat]

Re: amps that sound bad...

The only thing missing is that story is Gorilla Snot.:chairfall

 

[Farkus]

Re: amps that sound bad...

The only thing missing is that story is Gorilla Snot.:chairfall

Yeah, or a Snarling Dog :smokin:

 

[Benjy_26]

Re: amps that sound bad...

Nut Sauce for those pesky big bends.

How about your G string getting caught in your nut everytime you pull up on it?

 

[Stratovarious]

Re: amps that sound bad...

Clean your G string with a wet cloth..

 

[skynyrdlover1]

Re: amps that sound bad...

Run A Chain With A Big Muff Pie In Front

 

[Gearjoneser]

Re: amps that sound bad...

I'd think you're the night watchman at the zoo. LOL

 

[Young Angus]

Re: amps that sound bad...

I'd think you're the night watchman at the zoo. LOL

Hahahaha or just someone who had spent wayyyyyyy too much time on the internet!

 

[J Moose]

Re: amps that sound bad...

Ya know...
















I thought this thread was going to be about Crate amps.

 

[kneadmomunny]

Re: amps that sound bad...

nope, this is about me using my bad monkey to force my johnson into the back of a gorilla.

the only way that it could really sound better is if d!ck dale made a pedal or something. "get **** dale's smooth jangly beach tone! with the smooth **** jangler!"