finally got Miley singing....

80's_Metal

Underglazed Hair Metalologist
Took Miley (my gibson faded v) out the other night and fondled her hard and loud.... About half way through I could hear tuning issues, pissed me right off! So I threw her on the stand and grabbed my Jackson to finish the night out..

Got a hankering to learn "hey you" by the Scorpions yesterday so I grabbed the closest guitar in the bedroom... Tuned her up... Noticed as I slid chords higher and higher they sounded worse and worse! Argh#$@&$!'+$......Intonation!!!

Got my phone tuner out and a tiny screwdriver... Four strings were spot on.. But the d and b strings were adjusted all the way to the wrong end!!! WTF?!?!

How could they be so out??? And why did it take me 4 weeks to figure it out??? Must be getting old.

Anyhow I feel so much better now that I got her singing like she should. Nasty whore that she is....
 
Re: finally got Miley singing....

temperature/humidity weirdness maybe.

give'r a setup.
 
Re: finally got Miley singing....

Given current events a name change might be in order.

I suppose I could call her Brittany.... She was cute, then a dirty whore for awhile, then cleaned up pretty well again... Hmmm.
 
Re: finally got Miley singing....

She's a bit too consistent weight wise to be a Brittany surely:scratchch
 
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