Gibson releases a new model. Theodore

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Yeah nothing screams quality like a phony neck through stripe and Teisco Tulip body. Every retro-hipster dbag band will want them. I can almost smell the BO ridden polyester and High Karate.
 
Gibson is researching patent drawings for their next big idea. This is a big fail for me.
 
At the board meeting, someone presented this idea that was both historic, yet somehow new. Everyone sitting there thought it was a great idea and agreed to fund the prototypes and eventually build it in production. I don't think this is my kind of company.
 
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