Serious question... what kind of player are you? Rhythm? Lead shredder? I've always been more of a lead shredder. Yngwie was my guitar idol in the 80s. When I have guitars with chunky necks, invariably they don't get played near as much as the ones more comfortable for my smallish hands. You mentioned "slim taper" necks. Tom Anderson's slim taper necks are my favorite. I've had two of his Classics with that neck profile. I've also had one with his chunkier 60s Vibe profile, and whatever neck profile was on his Bulldog (LP) guitars. I wasn't near as comfortable on them (a big reason they're gone).
Some of the most toneful guitars that I've ever had, had chunky necks. But ultimately, I don't enjoy playing them as much. If I was mainly belting out Malcom Young or Neil Young tunes... then I may have been able to live with them. Or... I suppose that if my mitts were bigger the chunkier necks may have suited me more as well.