***WARNING*******
If you are offended easily/cannot take a joke/politically correct, please do not read.
:HEAVY SARCASM RANT-MODE:
Marshall has always come out with something "new & different" (as different as new amps based on a company's tonal signature can be, that is).
Players wanted more volume..more BOLD sounds......they came out with Plexis...
Players wanted more gain and brighter sounds to cut through better, they came out with Metalfaces..
They wanted a bit more gain, but wanted it a lower volumes, and they came out with JMPs with a Master Volume....
People loved the master volume and wanted more gain, and tighter sounds and channel switching and reverb...out come the 800s...
People wanted even more gain , a hot rodded 800....they come out with the 900s but they screw up in a few key areas, and many people end up hating them.
for 10 years people are saying "new!...different! PLEASSSEEE?????...we want pristine Fender cleans, we want FX loops, we want to be able to do MODERN sounds, and we want VINTAGE type sounds.....
WE WANT LOTS OF FEATURES AND BELLS AND WHISTLES AND BUTTONS AND LIGHTS SO I CAN GO FROM CHARLIE CHRISTIAN TO UBER KILL UNBORN PUPPIES IN A HORRID SACRIFICE TO SATAN METAL O' DEAAAAAATTTTTHHHHHHHH...at the party in my backyard when my mom and dad go away for the weekend......"
So they bring out the...
Different !
and
New!......
(wait for itttttttt)
2000 SERIES DUAL AND TRIPLE SUPER LEADS!!!!!! with bells & whistles and sounds o'plenty
...and even more people rag on them
THEY DONT SOUND LIKE A PLEXI....THEY DONT SOUND LIKE ANGUS...THEY DONT SOUND LIKE JIMI, THEY DONT SOUND LIKE EDDIE... THEY DONT SOUND LIKE *I* WANT THEM TOO...PLEASE BUILD ME MY PERSONAL MARSHALL..I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHAT PEOPLE WANT AND LIKE...THEY WILL SELL...LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE
for the last 10 years people have been begging Marshall to get back to "the classic marshall sounds"....DSL/TSLs suck...900s suck...800s kinda suck..we want VINTAGE...we want a PLEXI...BUT with a fx loop..and more gain on tap like a 800 channel switcher.....oh yeah and it has to do it with a MV...BUT IT HAS TO BE SIMPLE...
they bring it out...and now people are crying..New and Different
The DSL/TSL was for you "new and different" folks . Get it? Unfortunately they were only so-so. What can we conclude? That Marshall does one thing BEST and that is: NOT SO HIGH GAIN PRE 1990 CRUNCH (for the younger high gain freaks who think a dimed Jubilee is a nice mild overdrive for some casual blues-work)
The VMs are for old-farts like me. Please just lemme enjoy seeing the first thing outta marshall in 20 years (that isn't a reissue) that actually has me freaking excited. Theres plenty of new and different elsewhere...run along to your BOO_TEEK manufacturer of choice...
go on now.... run along...
P.S. This post can also be used for any Gibson topic with a quick change of some keywords
Marshall=Gibson
JTM=SG
Plexi=Les Paul Standard
JMP= Flying V
800= Explorer
900= Epiphone :laugh2:
TSL/DSL= Billie Joe Armstrong signature/Goddess/New Century Models
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