NGD...I have a woody..

Really? so he ****s up from a theory standpoint & it's ok ..cuz he know's theory. Now where have heard that before.
Literally the very post you replied to of mine, I said you can apply chromaticism by using theory or by just going for it and using your ear, whatever sounds good. The difference is when you use theory, you get a whole set of different options. When you just wing it, it sounds pretty much the same every time, just chromatic notes. It's not like not knowing what you're doing gives you infinite possibilities for sounds. It just sounds like you don't know what you're doing every time.

You mean the guy who made the mistake and played the WRONG *gasp* chord.....yeah that's the dude.
Uh huh. High level jazz players will make 1 or 2 mistakes in an improvised performance. Pretty phenomenal how they can play that precisely. Not like 500 like you and then try to talk it up after.

I know all about chromatism... it's not rocket science....of course your brother's in theory would rather be practising the Asavari Scale, Hungarian Gypsy, Hirajoshi scale etc cuz then they can show you just how clever ("Hey look how many exotic scales I know") they are...obviously that alo meqans they can't correct their mistake ...but eh who cares when they're playing all those exoti scales and impressing their fellow dorks dorkily
Sure, it's dorky when people use theory and play well, but it's not dorky when you reinvent playing the dorky major scale on your slow jam as if you're so soulful.

Agreed...why I don't do it. But while we're on the subject. Search youtube for unedited live footage of Petrucci, Yngwie, Vai etc..then sit back, relax and enjoy all the bum notes....no one's god, no one's infallible & everyone makes mistakes. Whether they're maestro's of theory or not.
They all use theory ya foo. You can't play at their level without it. So using theory = dorky, and Petrucci, Malmsteen, Vai = epic, but Petrucci, Malmsteen, Vai use theory.. Lol, you're really bright with these proofs.

Actually you'll be surprised by the number who admit they don't (and then come up with conspiratorial BS about how they are actuallly/secretly theory maestro's cuz they took piano lessons when they were 2 1/2 lol, pathetic...
Who's pathetic? You're the one throwing temper tantrums trying to disprove facts. That usually doesn't work out too well. Better to just accept truths. Leads to less neurotic behavior. And yes it's true. The vast majority of high level players either use some theory or have it all down.

I was just watching an interview w/ Andy LaRocque of King Diamond...another self-taught legend who "never learned theory" and goes by feel ..man he must really dish out a bunch of sweet bum notes and flail about looking for "correct" ones all day long (...or maybe not)
Some good and high level players use lesser degrees of theory. I've always stated that. Still, you'd have to prove it. Post a clip about it and we can try to figure out what he knows. Your word isn't worth much, how you used to try to state EVH used no theory when he's literally a distinguished grad from the Pasadena City College music department lol.

Lol so there's dweebiness within all the dweebiness when it comes to theory? Interesting. I could'nt care less....if it's nice tune, who ****in even cares about the scale? The trick is writing something that sticks ( as opposed to trying to sound clever) and despite all you guy's collective BS ..I'm actually pretty good at that ...bum notes/bad phrasing and all
I've always said the end result is what matters, you don't need to use theory guidelines. But it can usually help. Like Sirion said, those who don't use theory just end up following theory at a very rudimentary level anyway so..

Or the more feel you have the more creative you can be...end of the day if your a creative musician you'll be creative anyway....obviously you need 'feel' more than theory for that...cuz you won't sound like much of anything if your bending all your notes out of pitch or have crappy vibrato no matter how many exotic scales you use...
As if using theory and having feel or creativity are mutually exclusive lol. Most good musicians have both.
 
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Literally the very post you replied to of mine, I said you can apply chromaticism by using theory or by just going for it and using your ear, whatever sounds good. The difference is when you use theory, you get a whole set of different options. When you just wing it, it sounds pretty much the same every time, just chromatic notes. It's not like not knowing what you're doing gives you infinite possibilities for sounds. It just sounds like you don't know what you're doing every time.

2. Uh huh. High level jazz players will make 1 or 2 mistakes in an improvised performance. Pretty phenomenal how they can play that precisely. Not like 500 like you and then try to talk it up after.

3. They all use theory ya foo. You can't play at their level without it. So using theory = dorky, and Petrucci, Malmsteen, Vai = epic, but Petrucci, Malmsteen, Vai use theory.. Lol, you're really bright with these proofs.

4.Who's pathetic? You're the one throwing temper tantrums trying to disprove facts. That usually doesn't work out too well. Better to just accept truths. Leads to less neurotic behavior. And yes it's true. The vast majority of high level players either use some theory or have it all down.

5.Some good and high level players use lesser degrees of theory. I've always stated that. Still, you'd have to prove it. Post a clip about it and we can try to figure out what he knows. Your word isn't worth much, how you used to try to state EVH used no theory when he's literally a distinguished grad from the Pasadena City College music department lol.

6.I've always said the end result is what matters, you don't need to use theory guidelines. But it can usually help. Like Sirion said, those who don't use theory just end up following theory at a very rudimentary level anyway so..

7. As if using theory and having feel or creativity are mutually exclusive lol. Most good musicians have both.

1. Here's the thing if you use your ear you use the right options not just cram in a bunch of "clever" stuff that sounds like shite. I don't think it sounds like I don't know what I'm doing at all..I don't think you think it sounds like I don't know what I'm doing either...and that just eats into you. :lmao:

2. Pick any of my video's and point out/number 500 "mistakes" and then openly admit how full of BS you are lol.

3. No one's talking about them using theory. I said (pretty clearly) you can hear them all hit bum notes galore if you listen to their live/unedited footage on YT. If you had better comphrehension skills you'd get that.

4. And you're the one trying to put words into the mouths of/find your own BS excuses for Legendary player's who have explicitly said themselves (so don't try and twist things to say I said it) that they don't use theory ..end of story. Yeah..sorry but I take him at his word & that's kinda sad and pathetic that you don't..

5. See above...

6. w/e I don't care...

7. They often are...and plenty don't have both & still get along just fine. Bitter pill to swallow there.
 
Here's the thing if you use your ear you use the right options not just cram in a bunch of "clever" stuff that sounds like ****e. I don't think it sounds like I don't know what I'm doing at all..I don't think you think it sounds like I don't know what I'm doing either...and that just eats into you.
Trust me, nothing's eating at me. I often listen to your clips as a pick me up to get a huge laugh because it's mind boggling how it often sounds like you picked up guitar last week when you've been playing decades.

Pick any of my video's and point out/number 500 "mistakes" and then openly admit how full of BS you are lol.
Sure, the head bs artist on the forum is trying to accuse lol.


Just sounds like wrong note agony like a beginner flailing about trying to do something intelligible.

No one's talking about them using theory. I said (pretty clearly) you can hear them all hit bum notes galore if you listen to their live/unedited footage on YT. If you had better comphrehension skills you'd get that.
Pick a clip. The top shredders you mentioned flub some stuff but their precision is so high because they've worked theory and have it down.

And you're the one trying to put words into the mouths of/find your own BS excuses for Legendary player's who have explicitly said themselves (so don't try and twist things to say I said it) that they don't use theory ..end of story. Yeah..sorry but I take him at his word & that's kinda sad and pathetic that you don't..
Pick a player. Yngwie has lessons where he goes over theory. Most top players know all their theory.

They often are...and plenty don't have both & still get along just fine. Bitter pill to swallow there.
Yes, all the top players use both theory and musicality but they're wrong and you're right. What's next? 'I know you are but what am I?'
 
Trust me, nothing's eating at me. I often listen to your clips as a pick me up to get a huge laugh because it's mind boggling how it often sounds like you picked up guitar last week when you've been playing decades
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Which just goes to show that it does'nt take much to amuse someone who was dropped on his head as a child (probably on purpose)

Sure, the head bs artist on the forum is trying to accuse lol.

Says the one who explicitly entered this thread to accuse....yeah you're right about that :laugh2:


Just sounds like wrong note agony like a beginner flailing about trying to do something intelligible.

No it does'nt . You really should get that lump on your head seen to..

Pick a clip. The top shredders you mentioned flub some stuff but their precision is so high because they've worked theory and have it down.

It's actually not much higher /different than what I post...go on..have a look then...

Pick a player. Yngwie has lessons where he goes over theory. Most top players know all their theory. [/YOUTUBE]

Actually many don't .....google it.

Yes, all the top players use both theory and musicality but they're wrong and you're right. What's next? 'I know you are but what am I?'

You're starting to babble....must be that pesky lump :lmao:
 
Well looks like I won. Aside from unrelated insults, there wasn't a single point you made that was either intelligible or true. Like I said, you have to resort to trying to disprove facts, which isn't possible, and trying to talk up your clips after the fact. Pro tip: when music is good you don't have to dorkily talk it up, people will naturally praise it. Here's Paul Gilbert's lesson where he uses theory to teach. Maybe learn something. (You won't.)

 
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^^ My Laney Ironheart 120h. Love the tone of that amp. In fact I'm thinking of picking up an Ironheart Studio as well which I can integrate w/ my Two Notes Captor X. That thing's just sitting on my desk untouched since I bought it. I was thinking of the Friedman IR X.....but after Jolly's experience/feedback I think an IRT Studio would be a better bet :bigthumb:
 
Tragic.

First comes numbness then dumbness...the final stage is cauliflower ear. I feel for your suffering. If only mum had been more careful all those years ago :(
 
I must have beaten you. You're down to your last line of defense. Unrelated, idiotic insults.
 
what makes you think yours are any different? :lmao:

This unrealistic obsession of yours with winning & beating off comes from them not having immediately rubbed that lump of your's with goose grease to ease your discomfort...
 
Ok re re boi, that's enough for now. I have even more logic to break you down with for next time. Until then, practice up on your sucking and nonsense.
 
Btw, here's why I find the circle of 5ths and all the boxes (1, 2, 3, 4, 5 etc) so invaluable for my playing:

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My own little tribute to the great EVH ...keeping it real/playing (nippily) from within w/ only my ears (using zero theory just as he would've liked) :bigthumb:

And playing my fantastic Koa top Wolfgang Special...

 
Btw, if it still has'nt sunk in (cuz water on the brain). I can dole it out far more effectively than you can dish it out...so If I were you I 'd just cut my losses and bolt :wave:
 
OMG!!!!!

You're STILL posting nonsense to build up your numbers?!!!!

You've GOT to be kidding!!!!

You are more of a troll than anyone I've seen on this forum.

Don't you think it's time to give it a rest?


Oh, and Clint, give it up. You're never going to get anywhere with him. He's has Narcissistic Personality Disorder pure and simple...(here are some of the signs), he will always think he's right and thinks everyone else is wrong and he will NEVER admit he's wrong about anything (this makes learning very difficult); he has a sense of self-importance, is self-centered and arrogant; has a total lack of empathy and consideration for others or for their viewpoints; he requires not only acceptance but admiration from everyone; does not understand logic; has no concept of reality; when he gets backed into a corner he will always resort to name-calling.

It is fruitless to try to argue with a narcissist. I believe it was Mark Twain who said, "Never argue with an idiot, they'll try to bring you down to their level then beat you with experience"
 
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