Re: Strat bridge humbucker
If you really want a noiseless Alnico II Pro that's humbucking, you could have the custom shop do up an A2Pro Stack Plus for you. Not a cheap solution, though.
You could also ask the Custom Shop if they can do a tele Stack Plus (in a strat mounting, so you don't have to mess with routing if it's not a swimming pool route, or cutting the pickguard). I wouldn't be surprised if they could put the plate in the middle of the stack instead of at the bottom.
Do you want a side-by-side humbucker (Like the TBAPH-1b Alnico II Pro Humbucker or APH-2 Slash) that is similar to the A2Pro or just a hum-cancelling A2 Pro single?
If it needs to be a full-sized humbucker, I'd also check out the Pearly Gates (TBPG-1b). It's a little ruder, it's presence might be a bit more like what you expect coming from a tele.